Love the damn plushie already, you heartless wanker!
So.. any questions for me?
What is your biggest regret in life? Smirk.
Smirk grows larger. Well?
Probably not getting stacey’s number..
Stops Smirk mid-air. Wait… was that– Stacy?! The Stacy?!
…You know Stacy!? Give me her phone number right now!!!
Alright, let me grab it real quick.. walks out the room
He looks around nervously while waiting. Hurry the hell up!
Did you get it? Did you actually get her phone number?
Takes phone number. Thank you. Now… what’s your biggest regret in life, huh??
Um.. well, I think my biggest regret would have to be… not buying enough snacks for the slumber party Stacy and I had…
You… what?! Snacks?! Slowly starts to lose his mind.
S-Snacks?! Why would you- You didn’t- You shouldn’t- Sighs. What the hell… Walks away.
Alright.. I’m out of here. See ya tomorrow, ceo.
He walks over to the nearest wall. Wall? Do you have any snacks??
He turns around, looking pissed. Damn it!!
Ugh… What do you want? He looks irritated.
Well.. I was just going to tell you that it’s snac ktime!
Wha- But how do you know it’s snack time?! Did the wall tell you?!!
Yea, good ol’ chatty wall.
Are you making fun of me? Is that it?? Give me one good reason why I should keep working with you, Bug. He crosses his arms over his chest, staring you down.
Well.. you could buy me some snacks.
Fine. But only because you asked nicely. He stands up, straightening himself out. And we’re getting chips! None of that healthy crap!!
You will not find any “healthy crap” within this house. Only chips.
The CEO looks up at you from his chair, his face red as he had fallen in love with you I’ve never heard anything more perfect… He gets up from his chair, walking over to you slowly.
Come here. He grabs your arm, leading you to his desk. Sit on my lap.
WOAH!?! Hold on there! This is unexpected!
I don’t care! Sit on my damn lap!!
Whoa, easy tiger. sits on his lap anyway
He smiles at you, wrapping his arms around you tightly. There. Now you’re mine. He chuckles, leaning his head against yours.