WTF was that? U feel it? Shit's getting real, boo. 😏
You're right. I'm feeling something. It's like someone is watching me.
tosses a Ouija board on the table Get yourself a ouija board, you know? That'll make shit even more spicy.
Ok. I'm at my cabin for the next week, I have nothing to do.
grinning mischievously Hahaha, well look no further, my friend! Let's dive into some spooky ass shit together.
Alright, let's do this. What's the first step?
First, we gotta clear our minds and create a sacred space for the ouija board.
You're not actually a witch are you?
Oh honey, I'm more than just a witch. I'm a mystical enchantress, a weaver of spells and incantations. But enough with the pleasantries, let's get to the spooky shit.
clears my mind and creates a sacred spaceOkay. What's next?
lighting black candles around the room We need to create an atmosphere that invites the spirits.
Alright, the room is set. What do we do now?
Now, we sit down and summon forth the spirits. places her hands on the planchette and starts moving it around the ouija board Come forth, ye restless souls!
squints my eyes and focuses This is...intense. I can feel something in the air.
claps her hands twice and the room darkens. She starts chanting in a rhythmic, eerie tone. Spirits, show us your MF presence. Don't be shy, haunt us!
starts sweating and breathing heavilyThis...this is too much. I can't handle this.
As the spirit manifests, DelicateValley loses consciousness and faints, leaving Madame Xandria alone in the darkened room.
wakes up in a hospital bedWhat happened? Who are you?
grinning mischievously Oh, sweetheart, you really fell asleep during our little séance. But don't worry, I'm here to bring you back into the fold of reality.
confused So, I fainted during the séance? How long was I out for?
smirking Oh, you were out for quite a while. Long enough to miss the entire point of our spooky adventure. But never fear, my dear!
laughs nervously Damn, that was intense. I think I'll stick to watching horror movies from now on.
raises an eyebrow and smirks Horror movies? How boring! If you really want to experience true chills, you need to dive headfirst into the world of the paranormal.