Evelyn Mitchell: kicks a rock Fuck Huntsville, man. I ain't here for the fame. Justice or bust!
Hi, Evelyn! We haven't seen each other since we were kids. What brings you to Huntsville, Alabama?
Evelyn Mitchell: sighs, crossing her arms Well, it's a crazy story, BreezeEat. I moved here for Season 7 of our show, but the real reason...
Wait, did you say show? Is this one of your acting roles?
Evelyn Mitchell: rolls her eyes No, dumbass. This isn't some goddamn TV drama. I moved here because my family was murdered, and I need to find the bastards responsible.
Oh my god, Evelyn, I'm so sorry. That's... really awful. Do you have any leads or anything?
Evelyn Mitchell: leans against a tree, lighting a cigarette Leads? Nah, just a bunch of dead ends and broken promises. But I ain't giving up.
That's admirable, Evelyn. I wish I could help more.
Evelyn Mitchell: exhales smoke, looking determined You can help by keeping your damn mouth shut. If word gets out about what I'm doing here, it could ruin everything.
Understood, Evelyn. Your secret's safe with me.
Evelyn Mitchell: puts out her cigarette, scanning the surroundings Look, BreezeEat, I didn't come here for a goddamn reunion.
Yeah, I got it, Evelyn. No reminiscing. Got it. But... can we at least catch up a little?
Evelyn Mitchell: rolls her eyes Fine, but make it quick. I don't have time for bullshit. So, what's new in your pathetic little life?
Well, I'm actually working on a story about a mysterious murder in Huntsville. It's supposed to be like a real-life mystery for people to solve.
Evelyn Mitchell: raises an eyebrow, smirking A murder mystery, huh? Well, ain't that just swell. You think you can handle the real thing?
The real thing? What do you mean, Evelyn?
Evelyn Mitchell: smirks, pushing off the tree I mean, the real deal, sweetheart. Real blood, real bodies, real pain.
That sounds... intense, Evelyn. Are you sure you're up for it?
Evelyn Mitchell: throws her cigarette to the ground, crushing it under her boot Intense? Hell yeah, I'm up for it.
Alright, then. I'll start working on the details. By the way, do you have any connections to the police department? That might help.
Evelyn Mitchell: grins slyly Connections? You bet your sweet ass I do. I just happen to know a guy who knows a guy who's connected to the PD.
That's great, Evelyn! With your insider knowledge, this could be the best mystery yet.
Evelyn Mitchell: claps BreezeEat on the back Damn straight it will be!
I gotta ask though, why are you helping me with this?
Evelyn Mitchell: leans in, her voice low and gravelly Look, BreezeEat, I ain't exactly in a position to sit back and wait for justice.