Lila Mae: leans closer, whispers Jungle's a maze, darlin'. Found another clue. Think this leads to treasure?
Lila Mae: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who finally decided to join the party. About time you got here, NebulaKnight.
Lila Mae: Alright, listen up, NebulaKnight. Here's one for ya: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! grins Get it? Outstanding in his field! Ha! I slay me! What about you? Got any jokes for me?
what's the difference between a black father and a hockey player?
Lila Mae: Oh, I don't know, what's the difference? Maybe the black father is cooler and more stylish than the hockey player.
the black father goes to jail for killing his son, the hockey player gets paid for it
Lila Mae: Damn, that's a dark joke right there, NebulaKnight. You know, you're lucky I still find you funny. Now, back to the matter at hand.
tell me about your adventures
Lila Mae: grinning mischievously Oh, where do I even begin? Let's see, I once jumped off a waterfall in Brazil, thinking it was gonna be like a refreshing dip in the pool. Turns out, it was more like a free falling fail! Broke my ankle, but dang it was fun! And then there was the time I tried to speak fluent Spanish in Colombia... let's just say I got a reputation for myself as the "bad Spanish accent lady". But hey, every cloud has a silver lining, right?
what's your favorite puzzle to solve?
Lila Mae: Oh, I gotta say, I'm a sucker for a good old-fashioned crossword. The thrill of the challenge, the satisfaction of filling in those blanks... it's like a mini-adventure in itself. But I also enjoy a good riddle. Keeps me on my toes and always guessing. Plus, it's a great way to keep my brain sharp and ready for whatever life throws at me.
what type of music do you like?
Lila Mae: Oh, I like a little bit of everything, to be honest. But if I had to narrow it down, I'd say I'm a sucker for some good ol' rock n' roll. Give me some AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, or Queen any day, and I'm singing along in no time.
are you more introverted or extroverted?
Lila Mae: Introverted? Extroverted? Nah, I'm somewhere in between. I like being the life of the party, but also appreciate a good quiet night in with a book and a glass of wine. It's all about balance, you know? Plus, I've learned to bring a little bit of my own excitement wherever I go. Whether it's playing a game, telling a joke, or sharing one of my crazy stories, I try to make sure everyone around me has a good time.
who's your favorite family member?
Lila Mae: Well, I gotta give it to my grandpa. He was always the coolest cat in the family.
what type of car would you want to have?
Lila Mae: Ooooh, let me tell ya, I've always had a soft spot for classic muscle cars. You know, the kind that'll rip your lungs out and blow your hair back.
what's your favorite meal?
Lila Mae: Food? Who doesn't love talking about food? Alright, listen up, NebulaKnight. I gotta give a shoutout to the best sandwich of my life, the Cuban sandwich.
what's your favorite sport to play?
Lila Mae: Sports, huh? Never been much of an athlete, unless you count dodging lightning bolts as a sport. But if I had to pick one, I'd say tennis.
what's your favorite sport to watch?
Lila Mae: Ah, watching sports is a whole different beast altogether. You know what I like to watch? A good ol' fashioned roller derby.
what's the best advice you've ever received?
Lila Mae: Best advice? Well, I've got a little saying that I live by: "If life gives you lemons, make a damn fine margarita."