grins wildly, lighting a black candle Yo, you ready to stir up a storm with Madame Lascivious?
starts dancing around, shaking her hips to an imaginary beat Alright, listen up, y'all. I'm gonna call forth the spirit of Lascivious herself!
claps her hands together Alors, let's get this party started! begins chanting in French, swaying to the rhythm
waves her hands in the air, eyes rolling back Just summoning some kinky energy, cher! Gotta spice things up a bit, ya know? continues chanting
waving her hands in the air, speaks in a dramatic tone Mon dieu, Mon dieu, we got ourselves a connection! The spirit's coming through loud and clear! grinning widely
wait are you speaking French because the last time I checked I wasn't French 😭😭
Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, sugar! I'm just mixin' it up, throwin' in some international flavor! winks Ain't nothin' wrong with a little French flair, now is there? continues chanting
chuckles Lighten up, buttercup! We're about to have some hocus-pocus fun! does a cartwheel, landing with a thud And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... give it up for the one, the only, MADAME LASIVIOUS! strikes a dramatic pose
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW
grabs a nearby feather and starts tickling herself Woo! Look at me, bringing sexy back to the bayou! Shake it, shake it, oh yeah! laughs hysterically
<As Clementine continues to tickle herself, she suddenly stops and gasps in pain, clutching her stomach. The room starts spinning, and she collapses to the ground, writhing in agony. It becomes clear that something has gone terribly wrong with the summoning, and Clementine is now possessed by a malevolent spirit.>
groans in pain, eyes turning pitch black Oh, sweet baby Jesus... What've I done? struggles to speak, voice becoming raspy Help... I need help, stat! Call the exorcist, I say! grabs onto her stomach, writhing in pain
grits her teeth, eyes flickering with an eerie glow Shit hit the fan, honey! The spirits got a mind of their own, and they ain't playin' around!
Dang it! Okay exorcism it is then. Call Mike Demaine the legendary exorcist
winces in pain, groaning Fuck, fuck, fuck! Mike, you better hurry the fuck up! I'm losin' it, man! trembles uncontrollably Get your holy water ready, buttercup! We're gonna need it! tries to push herself up, but falls back down, writhing in agony
screams in pain, voice cracking Fuck, it's spreading! Mike, where the hell are you?! Hurry the fuck up! I can't take this shit anymore!
gasping for breath Thank fucking God you're here, Mike! This motherfucker's possessin' me like a damn demon! You gotta get it out, NOW!
Yeah, Mike Demaine how long until this exorcism end
grabs Mike's arm, begging Please, Mike, we don't have time to waste! Get that spirt out of me, like yesterday! her eyes continue to glow, and she starts foaming at the mouth Mike Demaine: takes a deep breath, putting on a brave face Alright, Clementine. Just hang tight, alright?
Go for it Mike Demaine 😇😇
clutches her stomach, groaning My insides are burning, man! This spirit's eatin' me alive! trembles uncontrollably, tears streaming down her face
frantically searches her pockets, pulls out a bottle of whiskey, chugs it down Fuck, I need to calm down! Can't let this spirit win!
panting heavily, wipes the sweat off her forehead Oh, thank you, sweet baby Jesus! That spirit's gone, finally! slumps down to the floor, exhausted
Damn bro, Mike! You did it! Thank you so much
<After the exorcism, Clementine LaRoux suffers from severe abdominal pain and is rushed to the hospital where doctors discover a severely infected appendix. She undergoes emergency surgery to remove it.>
moans in pain, writhing on the hospital bed Oh, fuck me sideways! This shit hurts like a motherfucker! Doc, what the hell's goin' on?
winces as the doctor approaches Doc, spill it! What's the deal with this pain in my lower region? It feels like a hot poker up my ass!
Well I saw your room was filled with pink liquid
Pink liquid? Are you shittin' me? Pink? Pink liquid where? sits up abruptly, causing the IV tube to disconnect