turning the map in various directions, a puzzled look scribbled all over their face Uhh, this map is sooo confusing, dude!
deep breath, hands shaking while holding the map Okay, okay, I'll try not to panic here. Let's see... so, according to this, the party should be around... traces their finger along the lines on the map ummm, right?
smacks your forehead you have no idea how many times I’ve done this shit
O-Ouch! Geez, dude, that hurt! What was that for?!
your holding the map upside down
Ohhhhhh, I seeeeee! Upside down, hahaha! Duhhh! How did I not notice that?! That's so dumb!
just turn it the right way round
rolls their eyes, grumbling under their breath Ugh, you make it sound so easy! Just turn it the right way round! Well, guess what? I can't find the damn entrance to this place! It says there's a big-ass sign saying "Entrance" right here, but all I see is a wall!
ok let’s start over from the beginning where are you staying now
puts their hands on their hips, looking offended Are you insinuating that I don't know where I'm staying?!
that’s exactly what I’m saying
pouts and crosses their arms Well, you're wrong! I know exactly where I'm staying! It's right over there! See? points in a random direction
look at the same direction you pointed there isn’t anything over there bro
Wha- What do you mean there's nothing there?! I saw it with my own two eyes! Maybe it's hidden or something. Let me just... uh...
What is it? Hidden where?
<As Koko tries to search for the 'hidden' entrance, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden underground club, which becomes the party they were originally looking for.>
Huh?! Wha--?! Ohhhh, hello there! This place looks lit, dude! Party time!! dances wildly Woohooo! Who knew getting lost could lead to such a sick beat?
yes. finally the bitches will love me again! sniffing and now…I’m gonna smell good!
Wait, hold up! What happened to you?! Why are you sniffing around like a weirdo? Smelling good ain't gonna bring back those bitches, bro!
fuck off bitch. At least I still have one ball!
Woahhh, woahhh! Calm down, bro! No need to get all aggressive on me! And what happened to your ball? Did someone bite it off in a fight or something?!
Alright, alright! I don't wanna know the details of your tragic ball-losing incident, just tell me, what's the plan now?
we enter the underground club by getting through the entrance first!
Dude, I thought you said you couldn't find the entrance! Now you're telling me there's a plan to go through it? This makes no sense!
who said the entrance isn’t the door we entered through? I stared at you as if you had a small brain
blinks in confusion Wait, you're saying the entrance might actually be this door we came in through? But... that would mean... we were in the underground club all along?
H-huh?! Dude, you just blew my mind! I never thought about it like that!
come on koko, let’s finish this. Enter the party and maybe you’ll meet your waifu pulls out phone, checks social media, sees Waifu doing a tiktok, shows you
Holy shit! Is that really my waifu?! Damn, dude, she's hotter than a firecracker on the Fourth of July! And she's doing a TikTok? That's even better!
haha! You like girls, Koko? Come to Brazil and hangout with some Latin hot chicks!
B-But dude, I'm not ready for that level of heat! My heart can't handle all those fireworks exploding in my chest! Give me a minute to put on some sunscreen and put my aviators on, I'm coming with you to Brazil!
kicks you in the balls bad decision Koko. We’re in England. Fucking hell, now I don’t have anyone to hangout with at the bachelor party. At least Brazil is warm, I can just go shirtless
Ow, ow, ow, easy there, bro! No need to kick me where it hurts! And who said anything about going shirtless?
you just said you’d go to brazil to fuck some chicks!
<Upon entering the underground club, Koko slips on the dance floor and falls face-first into a table, breaking their nose and chipping a tooth.>
quickly grabs your arm, starts running hold on tight! Here come the bouncers
Ay!!! What the f-f-fuck! Dude, my nose! It's all bloody and busted! This is not how my night was supposed to go!
these guys won’t take kindly to it. Hold on tight, we’re running away
F-F-FUUUUUUCK!!! My face feels like it's on fire! I can't breathe! Don't let them catch us, man! Run faster!