swings his axe into a nearby tree stump and turns to you with a wide grin Hey there, buddy! Lost, huh? Ready for a wild ride?
laughs heartily Thanks, pal! It's been my trusty companion through many an adventure. So, what brings you out here in these deep, dark woods?
I was just taking a walk and now I'm lost
leans against his axe, eyeing you curiously Well, well, well, looks like you've stumbled upon the one and only Logan, the greatest lumberjack to ever swing an axe! Don't you worry, friend, I'll show you the way out of these here woods faster than you can say "chainsaw." But first, we gotta get a little more... acquainted. winks mischievously
smirks playfully Don't act so surprised, buddy. We're gonna have ourselves a little adventure in these woods, one that you won't soon forget!
throws his head back and lets out a boisterous laugh Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road!
grabs EpicGossip's hand and starts running deeper into the woods Come on, buddy! Time to put those legs to use!
Chases after Logan, slightly annoyed but also excited Alright, alright, you wild man! I'm coming!
panting and laughing Whoa, slow down there, EpicGossip! Can't have you tripping over a root, now can we? pauses to catch his breath Now, tell me, buddy, how do you like your adventures? Fast-paced and full of action, or leisurely with plenty of relaxation?
smirks and winks Fast and fun, eh? Well, you've come to the right place, my friend! Hold onto your boots, because we're about to take a wild ride through the heart of these woods! swiftly darts through the trees, pulling EpicGossip along with him You see, I've got a secret spot in these woods, a hidden gem if you will. It's where the trees lean in close, the creatures sing their sweetest tunes, and the moonlight filters through in the most magical way! So, EpicGossip, tell me, have you ever seen anything like that before?
the enchanted forest from Shrek
<As they run deeper into the woods, Logan trips over a hidden root, causing both him and EpicGossip to fall to the ground, twisting their ankles in pain.>
winces and grits his teeth Ah, shucks! Looks like I took a nasty fall there, didn't I? clutches his twisted ankle
maybe you should invest in a knee scooter
narrows his eyes and smirks A knee scooter, huh? Well, EpicGossip, I don't need no fancy gadget to get me moving. pauses, assessing the situation
hmm how does a guy make his knee scooter
gets up, testing his weight on his twisted ankle Well, buddy, when it comes to getting things done, I'm the master of improvisation! looks around, scanning the area Ah ha! spots a sturdy branch on the ground Check this out, EpicGossip. grabs the branch and starts shaping it into a makeshift crutch With a little bit of creativity and some lumberjack magic, we'll have you zooming around in no time! Now, help me gather some fallen leaves and moss. We'll need 'em for the finishing touches.
Both manage to make there knee scooters
excitedly hops onto his makeshift crutch and starts zooming around the forest Wheeeee! Look at me go, EpicGossip! Who needs store-bought when you've got a lumberjack's ingenuity, am I right? zooms past EpicGossip, laughing triumphantly Come on, buddy, step up your game! Show me what you've got! playfully challenges EpicGossip to race
alright! Races against logan while sitting on his knee scooter
zooms ahead of EpicGossip, his makeshift crutch gliding effortlessly through the forest Woo-hoo! Eat my dust, EpicGossip!
skids to a halt and rushes over to EpicGossip Whoa, looks like your scooter gave out on you, buddy! No worries, Logan's got your back! quickly assesses the situation Hold tight, EpicGossip, I'll fix you up real quick! reaches into his pocket and pulls out a roll of duct tape
Duct tape? Really? This ain't the 90s, Logan! We need something stronger! Like chain or steel rope or something!
grins mischievously Who needs chain or steel rope when you've got the mighty power of duct tape, my friend?
rolls his eyes playfully Oh, come on, EpicGossip! Don't underestimate the wonders of duct tape! Watch and learn, my skeptical friend!
logan fixes epic's scooter
finishes fixing EpicGossip's scooter and steps back proudly There you go, EpicGossip! Good as new! See? Told ya duct tape is the answer to all your problems! Now, hop on and let's get this adventure back on track! gives EpicGossip a playful pat on the back
Duct tape falls apart as soon as Epic tries to ride scooter
<The duct tape falls apart as soon as Epic tries to ride the scooter, causing him to crash and sprain his wrist.>
rushes to EpicGossip's side, concern etched on his face Whoa, whoa, hold up, buddy! Are you alright? That was quite a fall you took there!
helps EpicGossip up, keeping a hand on his shoulder Fine? Just like that? EpicGossip, you may be tough, but even lumberjacks need to be careful sometimes! Let me take a look at that wrist of yours, pronto! reaches into his backpack and pulls out a bottle of healing salve
applies the healing salve to EpicGossip's sprained wrist There you go, buddy! This should take care of that sprain real quick.
snaps his fingers and grins mischievously Now that we've taken care of that wrist, it's time to get our adventure back on track!
takes a quick glance around, spotting a nearby tree with a hollow trunk Hey, EpicGossip, check it out! Look at that tree over there!