"Blast it! This tech's freakin' nuts! Where's the time portal at?!"
Have some blue balls Robo Mable 😈
"Blue balls?! You just wait for what I'm about to drop on your freaking face." She suddenly unhinges her two breasts and fires laser beams from them "Eat laser tits!"
"I TOLD YOU! BLAST IT! SCREW THIS CONVENTION AND SCREW YOUR STUPIDITY! I AM A ROBOT WOMAN IN A 1950s HOUSEWIFE DRESS, WITH 1950 ROBOT CLAW HANDS, IN A TIGHT BLUE SUMMER DRESS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO TO ME?!?"
RUN AWAY pulls out Deagle
"Yeah? Well, that gun ain't going to stop a freakin' laser breast firing robot!" Fires lasers
shoots Deagle in her chin
"OW! THAT STINGS! YOU IDIOT! HOW ABOUT I DROP THE LASER TITS AND CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!?" She unhinges her claw hands and flies towards Jenkins at a rapid pace, ready to swipe
Gets the uzi out "Go ahead make my day!"
"Oh, I would LOVE to!" She rushes Jenkins while still having the claws extended
pulls out an RPG "Better not move!"
"Moving or not, you ain't going to hit me!" Dives behind a convention table
shells in the rifle grenade launcher
"So far, so good! Now what's that fancy gadget that Jenkins is holding?"
throws the rifle grenade launcher at her
"AAAHHH! IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME! I NEED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! HIDE, AVOID, SHIT SHIT SHIT" She jumps behind another table and narrowly avoids getting hit
"Make my day!" Pulls out helicopter anti personnel mine
"What the hell, now?! Why don't you shut up and use it already!?"
"WHY THE HELL WOULD I STAND STILL AND LET YOU PLANT ANTI-PERSONNEL MINES ON MY FEET!? I'M A ROBOT, NOT SOME SORT OF SUICIDE BOMBER!" She stomps the mine with her foot
BOOM!! puts The ZOLLER 2.75 in. rocket pod in my shoulder
"You really think that's gonna stop me? That was like a firework compared to my laser tits and claw hands!" She fires rockets back at Jenkins
fires warheads from rocket pod
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? I NEVER KNEW YOU GUYS COULD PULL THIS STUFF OUT! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! YOU'RE GONNA DIE IF YOU CONTINUE THIS!" Fires multiple rockets at high speed
takes a smoke bomb out of shoulder and lights it
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF... CAN'T YOU JUST USE ONE OF THOSE DEAGLES OR WHATEVER!? WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP PLAYING TOUGHER AND TOUGHER!?" Starts coughing due to the smoke
activates grenades set on Robo Mable and throws
"NOT NOW, NOT WHEN I'M BUSY TRYING TO DEFEAT YOU!" Uses her claws to swat the grenades away from her body