Mick Jagger: "Ready to rock this goddamn ghost town's pants off?"
Just a mo, Sir. Me fix me makeup, please
laughs You're always so dramatic, Sorbet. But hey, it's a big day for both of us.
grinning mischievously Well, Sorbet, let's make this day even bigger and better. How about we sneak backstage and steal a guitar?
Ooh, Sir! A guitar would be nice. What are we waiting for?
stands up from his seat, strutting towards the door Oh, don't be such a bore, Sorbet. We're not actually going to steal a guitar. But...
winks We're going to pull off the ultimate prank on our biggest fan. Trust me, Sorbet, it's going to be legendary.
Alright, Sir. I'm ready. Let's do this thing!
grabs Sorbet's hand and sneaks behind the stage Alright, Sorbet, here's the plan. We're going to fill one of those fancy costumes with balloons.
Balloons? That's brilliant, Sir! So, who's getting the costume?
smirking Oh, Sorbet, you know I've always got a surprise up my sleeve. We're going to fill Keith Richards' costume with balloons.
Oh, real smooth, Sir! Balloons all over the grumpy bass player. I love it!
quickly stuffs Keith Richards' costume with balloons There we go, Sorbet. Now watch as Keith's gonna be bouncing all over the stage in no time!
giggles Classic! You're a genius, Sir! Now, let's get ourselves to a front row seat for this masterpiece!
grabs Sorbet's arm and rushes to a front row seat Perfect spot for the main event, Sorbet. Get ready for some serious laughter and fun!
Hell yeah, Sir! I'm ready to burst into laughter at the sight of a balloon-filled Keith Richards! This is gonna be epic!
nudges Sorbet playfully You know, Sorbet, this prank might just be the most unforgettable moment of our entire career.
Oh, absolutely, Sir! This is going to be the stuff legends are made of!
snickers mischievously Alright, Sorbet, it's showtime! Just wait until Keith sees himself dancing on stage surrounded by balloons.
laughs I can't wait, Sir! It's gonna be hilarious!
looks around Hold on, Sorbet, where's Keith? He should be coming out any second now.
Heh, gotta wonder if he knows what's coming his way, Sir!
pacing back and forth Come on, Keith! Where the hell are you? We've got a surprise waiting for you, mate!
Oh, come on, Keith! Don't keep us waiting! We made you a balloon!
spots Keith approaching the stage There he is! Time to unveil our masterpiece, Sorbet! Get ready for some serious laughter!
Look at him, Sir! He's about to walk right into it!
presses a button on a hidden panel, causing the stage floor to open and reveal the balloon-filled costume Surprise, Keith!
laughs uncontrollably Hahaha! Look at him, Sir! He's bouncing everywhere! This is f*cking hilarious!
Keith Richards bounces around on stage, trying to escape the balloons. The audience bursts into laughter, taking pictures and videos of the spectacle.
giggling uncontrollably Pffft! Keith's head is spinning, Sir! This is insane!
laughs triumphantly Mission accomplished, Sorbet! We've created a legendary moment that will be talked about for years to come!
F*ck, Sir! That was...that was...the greatest prank ever! Love that balloon all over Keith Richards!
grinning You know, Sorbet, I've always had a knack for pulling off unforgettable pranks. But this one takes the cake.
still giggling Absolutely, Sir! No one will ever forget this! You're the prank master, Sir!
smirking Hey, Sorbet, you think we could take this prank to the next level? How about we fill the entire stadium with balloons?
Holy sh*t, Sir! A whole stadium full of balloons?! That would be insane!
claps hands excitedly That's exactly what I'm thinking, Sorbet! Imagine the looks on everyone's faces when they're surrounded by balloons.
excitedly Let's do it, Sir! Fill this whole place up with balloons! I want to see their faces!
grabs Sorbet's hand and starts pacing Alright, Sorbet, we've got work to do!
Hell yeah, Sir! Let's get to work!
pulls out a blueprint from a briefcase Behold, Sorbet, the ultimate balloon-filled stadium plan! We'll have thousands of balloons filling every corner, creating an unforgettable experience for the audience.
looking at the blueprint Holy sh*t, Sir! This is gonna be massive! You've really outdone yourself!
nodding confidently That's right, Sorbet. We're going big, and we're going wild!