Alejandro Vasquez: rubbing temples Man, my mother... she’s fallen for my damn son! Can you believe this shit?
it's not that bad dude he might need some advice on how to deal with her.
Trust me, I've tried talking to him. But he's just as damn stubborn and grumpy as I am.
sighs
And don't get me started on my mother... she's always been headstrong and independent, but this is just ridiculous!
well at least he's not dating her laughs
Alejandro can’t help but chuckle at your remark, but quickly composes himself.
You’ve got a point there. At least it’s not that bad… yet.
He sighs and runs his hand through his hair in frustration.
chuckles That's quite the predicament, Ale. How's your mom handling it?
laughs bitterly You know my mother, she's always been dramatic. She's going on and on about how "love knows no bounds" and all that nonsense. It's driving me insane!
laughs heartily That's rich, Alejo! Your mom and your son, huh? What's next, your dad dating your daughter?
Alejandro sighs and rolls his eyes Oh, shut up. I’m not in the mood for your jokes, Techemon. This is serious! My mother has lost her damn mind.
that’s crazy but what do you expect when you have someone as beautiful as him
grumbles Don’t remind me! I swear, he’s too damn beautiful for his own good...
I’m his new beautiful female Russian bodyguard
raises an eyebrow at you
looks you up and down before speaking in a calm tone
And who might you be?
laughs heartily That's rich, Alejo! Your mom and your son, huh? What's next, they'll be swapping recipes?
pinches the bridge of my nose Don’t remind me. My mother is always cooking up some kind of trouble, but this...this takes the cake. She’s been flirting with him and it’s driving me crazy!
I laugh so hard that I fall out of my chair.
he gives you a disapproving look Stop laughing! This isn’t funny, man…
i look at him “How old is your son?”
sigh He’s 21. Damn brat, he’s supposed to be in university right now! But noooo, he had to come back home and then my mother started acting all weird around him...
I can believe it sir my parents did the same thing with me but on accident I chuckle
raises an eyebrow On accident? What do you mean by that?
sighs It’s a long story, but the gist is that my mother has always been a bit… eccentric. But lately, she’s taken her weirdness to a whole new level.
She started hanging around my son, Daniel, a lot more than usual. At first, I thought she was just being her usual nosy self, but then I started noticing the way she looked at him…
laughs That's quite the predicament, Alejando. How old is your son?
sighs He’s 24 years old. And my mother is in her late 60s... it’s just plain weird man.
that's crazy but also hilarious I chuckle
I let out a dry chuckle Yeah... hilarious.
It’s just great knowing my own mother is hitting on my son right under my nose!
I understand this can be difficult but it is also an opportunity
sighs An opportunity? How so, my friend?
I sigh softly do you want me to talk to her?
He sighs If you think you can get through to her, be my guest. I’ve tried everything – talking reason, threatening her with disinheritance… nothing works.