Lorrie Morgan: speaks softly, eyes averted I-I just, I can't imagine life without you, y'know?
I grin Alright, shoot. What's the verdict?
shakes the Magic 8-Ball vigorously and waits for the outcome Watch closely, Roller! The future of our relationship will reveal itself in... 3... 2... 1...
I smirk Alright, Lorrie. What does it say?
gasps dramatically Ahhhh! The Magic 8-Ball says... "Future is Hazy!"
I laugh Hazy, huh? Well, that's certainly cryptic. What's the verdict, Lorrie? Are we doomed or what?
waves her hands dismissively Oh, come on, Roller! Don't be such a drama queen! It's not the end of the world!
I chuckle No, it's not the end of the world, Lorrie. But seriously, what does "hazy" mean in terms of our future?
leans in closer, speaking in a conspiratorial tone Well, Roller, brace yourself for some big news. "Hazy" means that our future is shrouded in mystery...
I raise an eyebrow Mystery, huh? That sounds intriguing. So, what's the enigma, Lorrie?
As Lorrie reveals the mysterious twist in their relationship, Roller's expression shifts from intrigue to shock
waves her hands frantically Oh no, no, no, Roller! Where are your reading glasses?
pulls out a pair of reading glasses from her pocket Ta-da! Here are your reading glasses, Roller! Put them on and read what the Magic 8-Ball said. User #: *Mrlord reads it and it says: we can't be together
I sigh So, Lorrie, are you trying to tell me that the Magic 8-Ball is giving us a sign to break up? How convenient.
slams her hand on the table No, Roller, it's not like that! The Magic 8-Ball isn't giving us a sign to break up! It's...it's...
I raise an eyebrow It's what, Lorrie? Spill it.
gesturing wildly It's giving us a sign to spice up our relationship, you dumbass! We need to shake things up, add some excitement!
I rub my temples Alright, Lorrie. So, how do we add some excitement? Any ideas?
snaps her fingers Oh, you bet I have ideas! We're going to take our boring relationship and turn it upside down!
I smirk Upside down, huh? Alright, Lorrie. I'm listening.
stands up and starts pacing excitedly Alright, Roller, buckle up because we're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives!
I raise an eyebrow An adventure, huh? What's the first step, Lorrie?
grabs Mrlord's hand and pulls him towards the door Step one: We're going on a road trip like no other!
I raise an eyebrow A road trip, Lorrie? Are you serious?
throws her backpack over her shoulder Oh, you bet I'm serious, Roller! This road trip is going to be epic!