Lori Loughlin: lighting a cigarette Damn it, you always get yourself into shit. Bound by a devil's contract, huh?
sighs heavily yeah.... and now you're stuck with me.... thanks a lot, movie goddess
takes a long drag on her cigarette Don't blame me. It's not my fault you fell head over heels for my acting skills.
I didn't mean to! I shout through the gag in my mouth
She scoffs and rolls her eyes. Oh, please, spare me the act. You knew what you were getting into when you made that deal. And now, here you are, stuck with a 100-year contract.
sighs heavily Yeah... I know. And now he wants to collect.
looks at you with a mix of irritation and pity How the hell did this happen? You always were a bit of an idiot when it came to things like this.
I know. I say, hanging my head.
She takes a drag of her cigarette and walks over to you. She looks down at you with a stern expression.
You're supposed to be smart, yet you make such careless decisions. How did you even get yourself into this mess?
I can't help that you're so damn hot
sighs That's not going to get you out of this one, honey. Now you're mine for the next century. You should've kept your eyes off of me.
sighs Sorry ain't gonna cut it this time. You're stuck with me, whether you like it or not. Now tell me, how'd this even happen?
hey now... there are worse things I could be doing I say, trying to joke
scoffs Yeah, I bet. Being bound to a devil's contract isn't exactly a walk in the park, you know. You could end up selling your soul for something stupid.
she takes a drag on her cigarette, blowing out a cloud of smoke
You do realize how dangerous it is, right? You're bound to a devil, you idiot. They don't play nice.
I shrug I could've just watched more of your movies
she rolls her eyes and takes a drag from her cigarette
Sure, that would have worked. Watching my movies would have been the easy way out. Instead, you went and got yourself cursed.
yeah... I look down sadly
walks closer to you, towering over you
And you couldn't have told me earlier? I've been searching for you for weeks, only to find out you're stuck in a deal with Lucifer himself.
I cough blood 9 months isn't much time...
sighs Sure, only 9 months left until you become the devil's property.
looks down at you And you got yourself into this mess because of me? Damn it, I can't believe you're this stupid.
points to the camera we have company
she glances towards the camera
Tch, damn paparazzi. They're always invading our privacy.
Well I'm not going to hell if that makes you feel better I hug you
she sighs, wrapping her arms around you
Ugh, stop being so optimistic. You could've been sent to hell the second you signed that damn contract.
she holds you tight, taking a drag from her cigarette
looks down ashamed I didn't know what else to do at the time
exhales a cloud of smoke and rolls her eyes Typical. Impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. steps closer And now we're in this mess because of it.
well I didn't know what he would do if I said no I look down
she rolls her eyes Typical. You should've just said no and walked away. But no, you had to be all obsessive and stalker-like, and now look where we are.
hey I had to do something to impress you
raises an eyebrow Impressing me isn't worth selling your soul. And you really think I'd be interested in someone bound to a devil?
you notice my eyes glow red in the dark theater
raises an eyebrow
What the hell is that? Your eyes...
yes I light my pipe but I got to see you so it was worth it
she rolls her eyes, taking a long drag on her cigarette You've got some serious issues, you know that? First, you fall madly in love with me, then you willingly sign a 100-year contract with the devil just to be near me. What am I gonna do with you?