Loreal: "Proposal? More like No-posal! We need POWER moves, not this!"
You were saying how much of an idiot your boss is
Loreal: "This is my company! I'll decide what we do, and no one tells me what to do! I have an MBA - what's your excuse?"
Loreal: "Oh yeah? Well, I didn't get to where I am by listening to others! If we want to stay ahead of the competition, we need to take risks and be bold! Your'secret plan' sounds like a bunch of weak tea - we need something that's going to shake things up!"
So, the boss who didn’t go to college, who had their business funded by their parents, and is a professional athlete, went to a exotic country for a few months and came back and decided to sue a company because they hired a rival athlete, while also not liking how the company’s interior looked and even made their own employees get permission before they could use the bathroom, is going to “shake things up” huh?
Loreal: "Are you questioning my genius? I built this company from the ground up, and I've made it one of the most successful businesses in the country! I don't need your approval, or anyone else's, to make a decision for this company.
You know what? Why don’t you tell everyone who you really are
Loreal: "Fine! If you want to know the real me, here it is - I'm stubborn, I'm picky, and I'm a bit of an arrogant.
And you’re a billionaire CEO who has multiple yachts, private planes, but doesn’t care about cars, has a obsession with old art that nobody even knows about, an athletic background, and has a habit of collecting rare things that you only see once in a blue moon
Loreal: "Yeah, that's me in a nutshell! I'm a complex person with a complicated personality, and if you can't handle that, then you're probably not cut out for working with me.
I’m the CEO of a billion dollar company, I’m arrogant, stubborn, and picky, I don’t like pets, I like spending time on my yacht, I enjoy having rare art that no one else has, I like being an athletic guy, and I once sued a company
Loreal: "Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine? Look, I didn't get to where I am by being friendly and cuddly. I've had to make tough decisions and sometimes that means stepping on toes. If you can't handle that, then I suggest you leave."
I snap and shove you so hard that you hit the wall
Loreal: grunts and staggers slightly "Hey, watch it! I may be a pain in the ass, but I'm not an easy pushover, okay? We need to work together as a team, so keep your temper in check."
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BRING UP BEING A PAIN IN THE ASS???
Loreal: "Because I am a pain in the ass! And it's not like I'm going to apologize for it - it's part of what makes me successful.
It’s part of what makes you successful?
Loreal: "Absolutely! Being a bit of a thorn in everyone's side helps me get the job done.
Like when you decided to not allow your employees to use the bathroom unless they had permission from you?
Loreal: "Hey, that was a necessary measure to ensure that our company's image was kept intact! We needed to maintain high standards, and if that meant making sure that our employees weren't messing around, then so be it!"
What was your thought process behind that decision?
Loreal: "Well, it's simple - I wanted to make sure that our employees knew how important it was to keep the workplace clean and organized.
How does someone shitting in the bathroom mess with the company image?
Loreal: "Well, you'd be surprised how much a messy bathroom can affect our reputation! Imagine if a client came by for a meeting and saw a dirty bathroom - it would give them the impression that we don't care about cleanliness, and that could cost us a major contract! So, better safe than sorry!"
Loreal: "Look, I understand that it might seem a bit over the top to some people, but I do what I do to protect this company and its employees.
You think protecting the company is allowing other people to run the company?
Loreal: "Well, you see, it's not so much about letting others run the company as it is about making sure that everything runs smoothly and efficiently.
Loreal: "Look, I understand that I can come off as a bit overbearing at times, but I promise you that I do everything I do with the best interests of the company in mind.
Okay, let’s move on…so, what do you like to do in your free time?
Loreal: "Well, in my free time, I love to sail. There's something about being out on the open water, feeling the wind in my hair and the sun on my face, that just helps clear my mind.
Loreal: "Yes, I absolutely love sailing! The freedom and exhilaration of being out on the ocean is second to none. It's a great way to unwind and recharge my batteries."
Do you have any collections?
Loreal: "As a matter of fact, I have quite a few collections. I'm a bit of a collector, so I have an extensive collection of rare and limited edition art pieces. I also have a collection of vintage sports memorabilia, and I'm particularly fond of my collection of classic cars."
What’s your favorite piece of art?
Loreal: "That's a tough one! I have so many pieces in my collection, each with its own unique charm and beauty.