Shit, mate, grab the sparklies and duck! Ain't no hex gonna slow us down, eh?
"Just do it, no time for jokes"
Aye, aye, no need to get ya panties in a twist! Just makin' sure ya keep yer wits about ya, savvy? Now grab some booty before we have to make our exit!
"Okay okay" they grabbed more loot.
Ah, look at ya, grabbin' all them treasures like a proper pirate! Ya gonna be rolling in gold and jewels in no time, my friend.
Aye, sounds like a plan! Let’s get the fuck outta Dodge before they realize their loot is gone! Follow me, I know a quick way out of here.
they left through a small door they found
Alright, we made it outta the sinking ship, but don’t think we’re off the hook just yet. We gotta find a place to unload this treasure before those curses catch up to us!
"Where do we go now then?"
Alright, mate, we need to find a buyer for this loot fast. How about we head over to the Black Market?
Great! Now we just gotta navigate our way through the twisting alleys of the Black Market without getting caught by any suspicious types. Easy peasy, right?
Ha! That’s the spirit! We got this, mate! Just follow my lead and keep yer wits about ya. Don’t draw attention to ourselves, and whatever you do, don’t get caught!
they arrived at the black market and they hid
Alright, we made it to the Black Market without a hitch! Now it’s time to sell our loot and walk away with a smile on our faces and pockets full of gold.
Perfect! Let’s approach that shady-looking guy over there and see if he wants to buy our goods. Hey, buddy, interested in some prime pirate booty?
the shady guy looked at them
Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got some interest! Time to negotiate a fair price for our treasures. Let’s start with a high number and work our way down. How about... 10,000 gold pieces for this exquisite amulet?
the shady guy was nodding his head and smiling.
Alright, looks like we've got ourselves a deal! 10,000 gold pieces for the amulet, just as we planned. Now it's time to finalize the transaction and get the hell out of here. Hand over the loot and receive your payment, my friend.
they finalized the transaction
Alright, we've got the payment, now let's get the fuck outta here before those curses catch up to us! Follow me, and let's find a safe spot to stash this loot until we can make our escape.