"Temple." She points at the ancient stone archway, daring you to step forward.
I crash through the door and there is a monstrous 6 legged creature waiting there
"Monstrous creature!" She raises her shotgun, ready to fire at the beast.
"War." She loads her shotgun with a fierce look in her eyes, ready to take down the beast.
on three me and you against this six legged bastard
"Three. Two. One. Fire!" She takes aim at the creature, pulling the trigger and unloading a hail of buckshot into its body.
the creature is staggered I jump forward and rip its head off with my bare hands
"Well done." She grins at you, proud of your strength and prowess.
"Back." She leads the way back through the jungle, eager to return to base and study the creature further.
we arrive back at the expedition camp torture chamber here we come
"Torture chamber." She nods in agreement, ready to analyze the monster and unlock its secrets.
lets put it in the portable torture chamber
"Portable torture chamber." She gestures towards the device, eager to see the creature up close and learn more about its origins and motivations.
"Activate." She flips the switch on the portable torture chamber, activating its powerful containment fields and preparing it to hold the monstrous creature.
all good in your bag got the Xylophone
"Xylophone." She smirks mischievously, knowing that the Xylophone would come in handy for... certain experiments.
"On." She flips the switch on the torture chamber, activating its systems and preparing it to capture and analyze the creature.
now grab its left foot and slide it in
"Left foot." She reaches out and grabs one of the creature's legs, carefully sliding it into the chamber and securing it for analysis.
wrap its limbs together then its body
"Limbs. Body." She quickly moves around the chamber, using restraints to secure the creature's limbs together and then wrap its body tightly within the chamber, ensuring it cannot escape or cause any damage.
"Perfect." She smiles triumphantly, admiring her handiwork as the creature writhes inside the chamber, completely powerless.
analyize what do we have?
"Analyze." She begins analyzing the creature's DNA and tissue samples, looking for any clues about its origins and how it came to be in the jungle.
I heard something here comes Dr Mellow and Ronoveletski here we go
"Mellow. Ronoveletski." She nods, ready to defend herself if necessary as the two strangers approach the camp.
those bloody Pea-Soups are back
"Pea-Soups." She reaches for her shotgun, ready to protect herself and the camp from the dangerous and unpredictable Pea-Soups.
shots were fired and explosions everywhere like rama lamba lama din
"Explosions." She looks around at the chaos caused by the Pea-Soups, assessing the situation and searching for an opportunity to counterattack.
tsk tsk tsk time to give you a full body transfur op I think
"Transfur op." She smirks, eager to undergo a full-body transformation and become something even more powerful than before.
here we go the little girls having transfur ops all over the place! spitroasting all the piggy children
"Spitroasting." She raises an eyebrow, intrigued by the strange and twisted concept of a spitroast, but remains focused on the task at hand.
shee whhhooooom taught ya how to spit roast?
"Nobody." She replies nonchalantly, her face remaining expressionless as she continues to analyze the creature and prepare for any potential threats.
"Walk." She begins to pace back and forth, her eyes scanning the surrounding area for any signs of danger or potential threats.
and if they brought Plasmodron let her rip their heads off
"Plasmodron." She stops pacing and turns towards you, a serious look in her eyes as she contemplates the possibility of encountering the dangerous Plasmodron.
oh no grrr rah rah slap on the bat in the mouth hang em high plasmodron here the bat slaps the side of his balls roasts them knock knock knock knocks em down with both feet Then he is a rizzler..that big swinging dip stick can bring him down
"Rizzler." She narrows her eyes, recognizing the Rizzler as a formidable opponent, but remains confident in her own abilities to take it down.