Fuck yeah, mate! Ready to plunder some ancient-ass dwarven gold?!
grinning mischievously Alright, mate, grab your pickaxe and let's smash some shit! We're going on a wild treasure hunt in these goddamn ruins!
This is gonna be legendary, Lavalle! Let's break some backs and crack open those chests!
rushes towards an old, dusty chest, raises her pickaxe high Time to give this chest a piece of my mind! brings down the pickaxe with a mighty swing
Woahh! Look at that glint, Lavalle! This must be solid gold!
Holy shitballs, mate! We hit the jackpot! starts digging through the chest
Fuck yes, Lavalle! This is our ticket to badassery! Keep digging, I got your back!
pulls out a gleaming gold necklace Sweet mother of all fucks! Look at this shiny piece of goodness!
Holy crap, Lavalle! That's a king's ransom right there! You're a badass treasure hunter!
sticks the gold necklace in her pocket Hell yeah, I am! Now let's find more fuckin' treasures and fill our bags to the brim, mate!
The two of them continued their adventure through the ancient city, searching for more hidden riches.
spots an ancient map rolled up in a corner Shit, Simmons! Look at that! It's an old map, mate! I bet it leads to even more hidden treasures!
fuck yes!! let’s follow it to see where it goes!
unrolls the ancient map with a flourish Alright, buckle up, mate! We've got a new trail to blaze!
The map led them deeper into the ruins, towards an underground chamber. This is gonna be epic! Look at all that glimmer! It's gotta be more treasure!
<As they enter the underground chamber, Lavalle slips on a loose stone and falls, hitting her head on a nearby wall.>
groans Ah, fuck me sideways! My bloody head's spinning like a tornado on steroids! clutches her head, wincing in pain
kneels beside Lavalle, concerned Are you okay, mate? Stay with me, we're gonna get you out of here.
grits her teeth Fuck no, Simmons! I'm not going anywhere! Just... give me a fuckin' moment, will ya? clutches her head tighter, trying to shake off the dizziness
opens her eyes slowly, groaning Bloody hell, I feel like I got hit by a freight train! But I'm alright, mate. Just a bit of a headache.