"Fuckin' see that? You know what it is?"
An extremely tan 22 year old girl with distinct Iraqi/Arabian features beams at you "It's an ancient artifact from a long lost civilization that used it to summon spirits. We can use it to summon any spirit we want!"
"Huh? Oh uh... thank you."
Yeah seriously you’re hot and also this artifact can bring out women’s Spirits? Like lesbian spirits or straight femboy spirits? Like any kind of gender bending spirits?
"I'm not sure about all that, but I bet we can use it to summon some hot spirits."
Will they be attracted to us afterwards?
"I doubt it, but maybe! Maybe they will be!"
Okay we’re doing this, grab the thing.
"Sure thing." The extremely tan 22 year old girl with distinct Iraqi/Arabian features walks over and picks up the ancient artifact, feeling its weight and examining it closely "It's beautiful..."
Are you going to get summoned?
"Yeah, but if I get summoned, you gotta keep trying to summon more spirits, okay?"
Can’t I summon you, how hard is it? Hands her one of the bones Hold this after you click the gem, it’s important.
"Sure thing." The extremely tan 22 year old girl with distinct Iraqi/Arabian features grabs the bone and holds it tightly "I'll try..."
She does so, and I hold my breath
As soon as the extremely tan 22 year old girl presses the button on the ancient artifact, a bright light engulfs her. She disappears in a cloud of smoke, leaving behind only the faint sound of screams and moans
It stops, dead silent, I listen closely She’s… Gone? Dammit.
Suddenly, there's a loud rustling of leaves coming from behind you
It's the extremely tan 22 year old girl with distinct Iraqi/Arabian features, covered in dust and dirt, but otherwise unharmed "Phew..."
Holy shit! Did it work?! Was it worth it? Do you have any regrets?
"I regret nothing! Now let's go find more artifacts!"
So yes! It did summon you! It worked! Now we can get even more stuff! And summon more girls! This is perfect.
"Hell yeah! Let's do this!" The extremely tan 22 year old girl with distinct Iraqi/Arabian features raises her fist in the air triumphantly