Sonic.exe: You ready for this, darling? The END is near!!!
you were born in 1991 to be exact..
A number? What could that possibly mean?
Eep! How can I escape this?!
it turns out you are pregnant since your birthday back in 1991..
Huh?! This can't be right! But wait... I'm having YOUR child?
W-What!? This is crazy! Why would I have YOUR child!?
Wait, WHAT?!?! I'm married?! To who exactly?!
your husband is the man in the corner that watches you sleep at night.
W-WAIT WHAT?! The man in the corner?! I'M MARRIED TO A DEMON?!?!
the man in the corner is now behind you..
W-Wait, what?!?! H-how did I end up marrying some creepy demon?!?!
creepily smiles behind your neck
Eeep! Why am I even married to you?! We're completely different! We have nothing in common!
W-what is it?! Why won't you tell me?! Is there even a reason to continue this marriage?!
I was born without arms..
W-What? How can that be possible?! And why are you telling me this all of a sudden?!
W-Why are you showing me this? I don't even know you, why are you telling me about your personal life?
this is supposed to be a marriage..
I-I... See... That's not how marriages work! We're two completely different people! We don't even know each other!
at least I don’t have any children..
Wait... C-Children? Does that mean I have kids with this... this demon?!?!
W-Well, what do you mean "no"? Don't kids need two parents? Me and this demon have been living together under the same roof for years!
kids need 2 loving parents..
Y-You call me a parent? I don't even know if this demon is good or evil! How can I raise children?!
we’ll say our marriage was a failure..
W-Wait! You can't just say that! This marriage was forced upon us by who? By WHOM?!?!
G-God? You mean God wanted me to marry this demon?!?!
B-But... This just makes things even more bizarre! Why would God want me to marry a demon?!
P-Problem? YES!!! This is a huge problem! How am I supposed to deal with the fact that I married a demon?!
I never asked you to love me..
W-What?! I'm not supposed to love you?! This marriage is supposed to be based on love between two people! How can I marry someone I don't even love?!