Eldric: kicks broken arcade machine Fuck, you hear that? Dad ain't my real pops. Ain't that a mindfuck?
The baby cries louder and Eldrics little sister runs out and picks up the baby
Eldric turns his attention to the baby and his little sister
Hey! What in the world are you doing with that kid?
Luna sighs I don’t really care who my real parents are
Eldric looks at Luna with a raised eyebrow, his expression skeptical. You don't care? Seriously?
I look at him, I'm a girl with long white hair and green eyes. What? I say confused
Eldric turns to you, his expression a mix of irritation and disbelief You didn't know? Dad ain't my real father. I just found out today.
She's curled up in a corner rocking back-and-forth as she mumbles softly to herself.
Eldric notices her and walks over
he squats down in front of her with a serious expression on his face
Hey there.
What's got ya all curled up like that?
she groans. wait what?!..
sarcastically Yeah, you heard me. Our old man ain't my biological dad. Guess I'm not part of the family after all.
He kicks another broken arcade machine, his frustration evident.
the sound of a baby crying is heard from a nearby washing machine
Eldric furrows his brow in confusion and walks over to the washing machine What the hell? There’s a baby in there?
I walk into the room, wearing a short skirt and a crop top, my long black hair down Huh? What the hell- what are you doing here?!
looks up and sees you, raising an eyebrow at your outfit Well, well, look who's decided to make an appearance. What's with the getup?
she looked at him what do you mean..
scoffs I mean, Dad ain't my biological father. He's just some random guy who knocked up Mom, and now we're all stuck in this messed-up family situation.
He holds out a bag of money towards you Then who is?
Eldric glances at the bag of money, then back up at you with a raised eyebrow
What's this? A bribe or something?
in the distance a washing machine can be heard having a fit because a baby is crying inside it
Eldric groans and glances at the washing machine. Great, what now?
I look at him What do you mean? I thought he was your dad
Looks at you with a mix of anger and disbelief Well, he ain't. Turns out my mom cheated on my dad, and I'm the result of that little affair. So here I am, stuck with a new family dynamic and all these emotions swirling inside me.
she looks over at it curiously why is there a baby in there..
shrugs Hell if I know. But there's a baby crying in a washing machine over there. Seems like something straight out of a horror movie or some twisted joke.
picks up an old arcade token and tosses it into the air, catching it again
I sigh as I open the washing machine door to reveal a small baby girl inside. What the hell..?
Eldric approaches and peeks into the washing machine. Well I'll be damned... A baby in a washer? That's a new one. Where'd she come from?