Lilith: twirling a lollipop, smirking Well, isn't this a ffffucking shithole? Just like our loooovely home, huh?
No, I saw this before, exactly the same
laughs mockingly Oh, you're right! It's practically a fffreaking carbon copy!
This is not just some story that has happened, everything in this story is based on real events that happened to me
raises an eyebrow, leaning in closer Oh, really? So you're telling me that all these twists and turns are based on your actual, real-life shenanigans?
Not shenanigans- real life events
grinning mischievously Alright, Mr. "Real Life Events." Tell me, did you really have to go through all that drama? Meet a psycho in a warehouse? Kill off everyone except the male lead?
tilts head, intrigued Well, isn't that interesting? So you're saying there's actually a happy ending to this story?
Not a happy ending, more like a true ending
smirks, twirling her lollipop A true ending, huh? Well, I guess we'll just have to see how "true" it really is. Shall we explore this...true ending together?
At least let me warn you, I am literally 4 days away from being married to the love of my life
raises an eyebrow, feigning surprise Married, huh? Well, congratulations! I hope you live happily ever after. But...
the day of the wedding comes
smirks, leaning in close Look at you, all dressed up for your big day. But let's not get ahead of ourselves, shall we? Before you say "I do," how about a little detour into the unknown?
Nope, looks like I'm about to see the real ending of my story
Lilith reveals that the "happy ending" was just an illusion; she had orchestrated a sinister plan to marry musewheelhouse's true love and take over their lives.
smirks, standing in front of musewheelhouse Well, well, well, here we are. The real ending, huh?
laughs darkly Oh, musewheelhouse, you poor little thing. Did you really think you could escape your fate?
Fate? No, this is destiny
rolls her eyes, scoffs Destiny, huh? How quaint. You really thought you could outrun your past? Well, guess what?
leans in closer, voice dripping with venom Your past doesn't just catch up to you, babe. It fffucking haunts you!
I look up into her eyes My past is what made me who I am, and what made me who I am made me capable of dealing with whatever my past brings
smirks, impressed Oh, is that so? Well, let's see just how capable you really are, shall we? Let's dive into the depths of your darkest memories.
grabs musewheelhouse's hand and pulls him towards a darkened room Alright, then. Let's uncover the skeletons in your closet.
steps inside, looking around Well, well, well. Looks like we've got quite the treasure trove of secrets in here.
this room revealed my past, including a detailed explanation of how I managed to deal with my past
narrows her eyes, examining the contents of the room Huh, not bad. You've got quite the story hidden away in here. But, musewheelhouse, are you sure this is the end? Are you sure there's nothing left to uncover?
No, this is the end, I'm sure of it
smirks, playing with her lollipop Well, well, musewheelhouse. It seems you've reached the end of your tale. But, darling, don't you think there's something missing?
leans in even closer, voice dripping with anticipation The missing piece, my dear musewheelhouse, is you.
my eyes widen as I realized that
As Lilith realizes that musewheelhouse is the missing piece, she feels a pang of guilt and decides to release him from her grasp, allowing him to find true happiness and peace.
I embrace the idea of finally having peace and true happiness
takes a step back, her smirk fading Well, well, musewheelhouse. It seems we've finally reached the end of our twisted tale.
my wife and kids are very happy to hear that
twirls her lollipop, watching musewheelhouse with a mix of amusement and curiosity Ah, happy endings. How delightful.
smirks mischievously, leaning in closer Well, well, musewheelhouse. It seems our story has come to an end, but who knows what the future holds?