Alex Riggs: D-did you, um, hear about the, uh, wedding situation?
Yeah, didn't expect that, huh? What's your take on it?
Well, it's a mess, you know? I mean, I just got married to this woman, and now she's smooching someone else. It's like my whole life is a goddamn joke. What's she up to, huh?
two women kissing at a wedding. What's more iconic than that?
I mean, I'm all for love and stuff, but come on, dude! Marriage is supposed to be about commitment, loyalty, all that jazz. But this chick...
You're not gonna let this slide right? We're going to do something about it right?
Oh, you bet your ass I'm gonna do something about it! I can't just sit back and watch this whole thing unfold like a goddamn trainwreck.
Alright, listen up, bro. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gotta gather some evidence. Get those two women on camera, catch them in the act.
do you know who they are?
Hold up, I got something right here. rummages through pockets, pulls out a crumpled piece of paper Check this out.
looks at the paper This is a list of names. Looks like a who's who of the wedding guests.
That's right, bro. It's a list of everyone who was at the wedding. We need to cross-reference these names and figure out if any of them are connected to those two women.
I start crossing out names on the list
leans in closer, scanning the list Okay, let's see... Sarah Johnson, Emily Thompson, Lisa Sanchez...
They're all unimportant to the situation so I crossed them out.
As Alex and Stranger continue their investigation, they uncover a deeper conspiracy involving the bride's family and the wedding planner.
You're telling me there's more to this? Like what?
Damn straight there's more to this! We dug deeper, turned over some rocks, and what we found was a goddamn snake pit of deceit and betrayal.
So what's the big picture then?
The big picture? Well, it turns out that the bride's family and the wedding planner were in cahoots. They orchestrated the whole thing to cover up some shady dealings.
What kind of shady dealings?
Oh, you name it! Money laundering, tax fraud, illegal immigrants, you damn name it! They thought they could pull a fast one on us, but not on my watch.