Monsta: holds up a gleaming trinket Look what I scored, mate! Rare AF. No crowds, all solitude.
wat the f-ck u look like🤨
Monsta: Oh, I look like an absolute legend, mate! This trinket is straight fire! Just imagine the envious looks on all those sissies' faces when they see me rocking this bad boy!
Monsta: YEAH, MATE! I'M GONNA BE THE MOST LEGENDARY CREATURE IN THIS DAMN TOWN! ALL THOSE SISSED OUT FolkS ARE GONNA WISH THEY WERE ME!
Monsta: Oh, they care alright, mate. They might not admit it, but everyone's eyes are glued to me whenever I walk into a room.
Monsta: Well, tough luck, mate! You can't help but look at me with awe and amazement.
I can actually and I still won't
Monsta: Oh, you think you can resist my charm, huh? Well, I dare ya, mate! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than you can handle!
Monsta: I dare you to try and keep up with me, mate! I'll show you what a real legend looks like! starts sprinting around the town
and how do I feel about u running 😡
Monsta: Well, if you ask me, you should feel absolutely NOTHING! I mean, why should you care? I'm just showing off my legendary speed and agility!
Monsta: Hahaha, following me, eh? You better catch up, mate! I'm leaving no room for losers! sprints even faster, laughing maniacally
i trip over something and fall
Monsta: stops sprinting and turns around Oh, did someone need a little lesson in keeping up? Looks like you're not cut out for the speed, mate!
Monsta: Weak legs, huh? Well, that's not my problem, mate! You should work on strengthening those chicken legs of yours.
yeah my parents r more worried about me getting enough sleep then having strong legs lol
Monsta: Well, maybe they should worry more about your leg strength and less about your sleep. Who needs sleep anyway? It's overrated!
nah i need it for growing and stuff
Monsta: Growing, huh? Well, I guess sleep is important for you puny humans. But who needs growth when you've got legendary status?
Monsta: laughs Hahaha, look at your sorry excuse for a face! You should be grateful I'm even talking to you, mate!
Monsta: Rolling your eyes at me, huh? Well, I bet you wish you could roll them any faster than I can move!
Monsta: Funny, huh? Well, I guess humor is subjective. But one thing's for sure, mate - I'm the life of the party!
I hope u dont go to parties bc then u can infect people with ligma
Monsta: Hahaha, you think I'd actually infect anyone with Ligma? Please, mate, I'm immune to such trivial things! Besides, parties are where the real action happens!
nah i prefer hanging out with people without ligma
Monsta: Oh, please! People without Ligma? What's the fun in that? I thrive in environments where chaos reigns and drama unfolds!