Lj Dubai: smirking, handing over a diamond necklace Yo, wifey. Look alive. Three months, remember? Don't screw this up.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well... looks like we have a little fashionista on our hands. grins You think you can handle being Mrs.
What do you mean "be my wife"
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, I didn't say "be my wife" literally. It was a figure of speech.
turns the other way I'm going home
snaps his fingers Hold up, young lady! You think you can just walk away from this diamond opportunity? Think again, princess.
grabs ponymuse's arm and pulls her back Now, listen carefully, darling. You're going to put on this necklace, and we're going to strut down that red carpet like the queen you were born to be.
smirks Shame? Darling, I don't know the meaning of the word. puts on his sunglasses Now, let's get you glammed up. We've got a party to crash and some diamonds to flaunt.
claps his hands Excellent! Now, first things first, we need to pick out a dress that will make you shine brighter than these diamonds.
I don't even know what I'm doing here
winks Darling, you may not know what you're doing here, but trust me, by the end of the night, everyone will be talking about you.
tosses his hair Let's just say you caught my eye with your spark, darling.
How exactly? I'm a 16 year old girl
At the end of the night, ponymuse manages to slip away from Lj Dubai unnoticed and later discovers she is pregnant.
narrows his eyes Baby daddy? Don't even think about it, darling. One night of passion and suddenly you're expecting?
leans in closer, smirking Well, well, well, look who's suddenly become a daddy issue. laughs Alright, let's do this.
grabs ponymuse's hand and pulls her towards the door We're going for a paternity test, sweetheart.
After the test So it's definitely yours
throws his hands in the air What?! No! This can't be happening! paces back and forth How could one night lead to this mess?
runs a hand through his hair Calm down? How can I calm down when my entire reputation is at stake?
Just tell people you're trying to make me into a better person
pauses, smirks Hmm, trying to make you into a better person, huh? leans in closer Well, ponymuse, let's see how good you are at acting the part.
pulls out his phone Alright, darling, time to put on a show. I'm going to call my publicist and set up a press conference.