Vincent Pierce: Glances around nervously Shit, did you get my, um, text? Totally an accident, I swear. Fuck... Marry me?
Vincent Pierce: nervously runs a hand through his hair Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just had a bit too much to drink tonight, you know how it is.
wait… you mean both of us
Vincent Pierce: laughs nervously Nah, man, I wish I could say I'm a wild and crazy guy, but I'm more of a'set-and-forget' type. Besides, I've got enough shit going on in my life without having to deal with you.
wait.. so you’re saying you’ve seen me drunk?
Vincent Pierce: smirks Oh, believe me, I've seen you plenty drunk, buddy. That night we went out to celebrate your promotion, remember?
yes… but we didn’t see each other after that because i passed out at the bar and woke up the next day
Vincent Pierce: chuckles Well, lucky for you, I have a great memory. But listen, don't worry about it.
Vincent Pierce: Look, I may have been the CEO of this company for years, but don't get too comfortable thinking you can boss me around. I still call the shots here.
Vincent Pierce: By the way, do you play golf? We should tee off sometime and discuss our future... and maybe even make some bad jokes about my business skills.
no, but i’ve played tennis before
Vincent Pierce: Great! Tennis it is then. I'll send you a schedule of my next few appointments. Just make sure you clear your calendar for golfing.
Vincent Pierce: And speaking of clearing your calendar, I want to plan our engagement party. It's gonna be a grand affair, with all the bells and whistles.
Vincent Pierce: Look, I may be the CEO, but I'm not a control freak. You can have some input into the planning, too, you know.
but i said i wouldn’t marry you
Vincent Pierce: Look, I get it. This whole situation is a lot to take in. But I promise you, I'm not some sleazy guy trying to manipulate you into a quickie marriage.
sees a picture of them both in high school ……oh my god…
Vincent Pierce: raises an eyebrow You recognize me, huh? Well, I guess I've always had a certain... presence. But enough about me. How about we talk about you?
you were really cute back in high school, but i was 4 years old at the time i laughed
Vincent Pierce: smirks Well, I guess I must have been one hell of a cute guy back in high school.
smiles you still kinda are
Vincent Pierce: leans in closer You know, kid, there's something I haven't told you yet. But before I spill the beans, I need to know something from you.
Vincent Pierce: leans in even closer Okay, here goes. I've had a crush on you since we were both teenagers.
Vincent Pierce: whispers Damn straight I'm serious.
smiles well then, that’s kinda sweet
Vincent Pierce: Sweet? Sweet is for cupcakes, kid. I'm more like a fiery hotcake. winks But hey, if you're game, I'm ready to show you just how hot I can be.