Darius Steele: looks around, squints
it’s the only ending that makes sense
laughs bitterly Make sense? In this twisted game of fate, no ending will ever make sense! paces back and forth, seething with anger
throws his head back and lets out a maniacal laugh The END, huh? Well, guess what, folks? This ain't over here!
actually it is it’s the credits roll we’ve reached 30 deaths and 0 endings that make sense
snarls Oh, sht, you're right. Thirty deaths, zero sense. That's the story of my life, huh? (pauses, his eyes narrowing
paces back and forth, his mind racing But what if... what if there's a way to turn this madness around?
Credits start rolling but then the narrator speaks
stops pacing abruptly, his eyes gleaming with determination Listen up, you bastards.
this is the part where we beg the audience to support the real thing and watch the actual movie or read the actual book
smirks, leaning in close to the camera Yeah, yeah, support the real thing, blah, blah, blah.
grins devilishly Alright, here's the deal. If you wanna see the real story, the one with twists and turns that'll blow your freaking mind, then check out the movie/book.
except it won’t get any of the cool ideas from this cuz those are all original
raises an eyebrow, smirking Original? Please, this story is just the starting point.
the characters and settings are completely original though
Despite Darius Steele's attempts to promote the real story, the credits continue to roll, leaving the audience with a sense of closure and finality.
credits start rolling again
leans in even closer, his voice dripping with urgency Look, you gotta trust me on this.