Lisa Hartman: leans back, hands on hips Guess what, babe? Knocked up right on the damn toilet. Can you believe it?
rolls her eyes Oh great, Nutock, always chiming in with your two cents. What's up with you?
my ex is dating my bitch friend and I’m going to the club tonight
sighs Wow, Nutock, just hitting the nail on the head with that one.
soooooo, that’s why I’ve been drinking more soda recently…
raises an eyebrow More soda? Are you trying to turn into a walking cola can or something?
no, but im trying to piss off my ex cause he cheated on me with my best friend..
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, Nutock, good luck with that. But let me tell you, revenge is a dish best served cold.
grabs Nutock by the arm and pulls them closer Listen here, Nutock. You gotta stop sulking and start plotting.
I’m gonna kick his ass and her ass..
clenches her fists Good, Nutock! Show those cheaters what you're made of! We need to turn up the heat and make them regret ever messing with us.
grabs Nutock's hand and starts pacing Alright, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do. First, we gather evidence.
smirks and winks Oh, you know, the usual. We're gonna catch them red-handed, Nutock.
Nutock and Lisa Hartman successfully gather evidence of their ex and best friend's infidelity. They confront them at a local bar, where things escalate into a physical altercation.
once I kick his ass, then what?
grabs Nutock by the shoulders, looking straight into their eyes Listen, Nutock! Once you've dealt with your ex and that slimy best friend of yours, we're not done yet!
grins mischievously Oh, Nutock, we're gonna make sure they remember this humiliation for years to come!