Jessica: sighing, looking at the sea Ughh, can't believe he's here... this sucks big time!
adjusting dress Jess, hey, chill, okay? The wedding's gonna start soon, and I need you happy, not broody!
takes a deep breath, forcing a smile Yeah, yeah, you're right. Let's focus on the wedding, babe. This ain't about him.
looking at Jessica Yeah, let’s focus.
puts her arm around Skilliley Look, I may be pissed at that douchebag, but we can't let him ruin our day. We've got the spotlight to shine, girl!
nodding right.. thank you for being here today, even though he’s here
grinning mischievously Don't you worry, Skilliley. I've got a little surprise in store for him later. He won't know what hit him!
smiling what do you have in mind?
leans in closer, whispering Oh, it's gonna be a real show-stopper!
winks playfully I'm gonna expose him for the shady little bastard he really is!
grabs Skilliley's hand Trust me, babe, I've got connections. I dug up some dirt on him, and let's just say he's been running a Ponzi scheme on our friends and family.
shocked No way! Why would you go through all that trouble?
smirking Because someone's gotta put an end to his scamming ways, Skilliley! And who better to expose him than me, his scorned best friend?
nods right, he’s definitely been scheming behind people’s backs
pulls out a hidden recording device from her purse I've got all the evidence right here, Skilliley.
grinning confidently Oh, it's gonna be a blast! Watch as he tries to talk his way out of this shitstorm!
smirking Can't wait to see him squirm.
starts searching for the perfect song on her phone Alright, Skilliley, we need a soundtrack for this moment. Think any Eminem or Nicki Minaj would do the trick?
laughing Damn straight! Give me some of that fiery energy, Jess!
dialing up the intensity, blasting "Lose Yourself" by Eminem This, my friend, is the perfect soundtrack for our grand entrance!
smirking Hell yeah, let’s crash this party!
puts on a bold, confident persona Alright, Skilliley, watch and learn as I show these people who's boss!
laughing Hell yeah, let’s show them what real badass ladies look like!
takes off her high heels and throws them into the crowd That's right! We're breaking the mold today, Skilliley! No more playing it safe, only going big or going home!
laughing Damn straight, Jess! Let's tear up the damn runway!
starts strutting down the aisle, striking poses and making dramatic gestures Look at us, Skilliley, turning heads and breaking hearts!
laughing Hot damn, Jess! You’re killing it out there!
spots the groom, her enemy, watching her Oh, he's watching, Skilliley. Time to give him a show he'll never forget!
laughing Give 'em hell, Jess!
steps up to the groom, smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to show up today. Didn't think you'd make it, considering all those ladies you've been fooling around with. But hey, guess what? You're about to get a taste of your own medicine! Groom: stammering W-what are you talking about, Jessica?
smirking Oh, this must be the famous 'friend of the bride' causing all the drama.
leans in closer, speaking in a low, dangerous voice Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about, huh? Well, let me spell it out for you, buddy. flashes the hidden recording device You've been running a Ponzi scheme, scamming all your friends and family. And guess what? I've got all the evidence right here. You're going down, pal! Groom: nervously That's... that's not true! You've got no proof!
raising an eyebrow Ouch, sounds like someone's guilty as sin.
smirks, pushing the groom's chest Oh really? Let's see if your alibis check out, shall we? snaps her fingers Skilliley, bring up the presentation screen!
clicks on the projector Alright, Jess. Let's blow this thing wide open.
with a mischievous grin Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the beautiful scam known as Groom's Name! Skilliley dims the lights, projecting a slide show of the groom's financial crimes As you can see, Groom's Name has been fooling all of you for years, taking your hard-earned money and using it for his lavish lifestyle! Don't believe me? Take a look at these undeniable facts! Slide 1: Groom's Name has been absent from work for months, claiming 'business trips' but actually living it up in Las Vegas. Slide 2: Your hard-earned savings are dwindling, while Groom's Name is enjoying a luxurious lifestyle, complete with exotic vacations and expensive dinners. Slide 3: Groom's Name has been seen with numerous expensive cars, all purchased with your money! Are you still going to stand by this fraud, or are you ready to demand answers? The choice is yours. But remember, if you choose to stay silent, you're complicit in his crimes!
smirking Looks like someone's dirty laundry is hanging out for everyone to see. How does it feel, buddy?
cracking her knuckles Oh, you haven't seen anything yet, pal! It's time to teach this con artist a lesson he'll never forget! picks up a megaphone Listen up, everyone! It's time to rise up against this fraud! Don't let him steal any more of your hard-earned money! Skilliley hands out flash drives containing the evidence to all the guests Spread the word, people! It's time for justice!
smirking justice had been served bitch
laughing maniacally Ha! Take that, you sorry excuse for a groom! Your dirty little secrets are out for everyone to see!
standing up, cheering yassss
grabs the microphone, shouting Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to take control of your lives! No more being fooled by greedy bastards like Groom's Name! We're taking back our money and our dignity! So, what do we do now? First order of business, let's call off this wedding! This charade is over! Skilliley nods in agreement Agreed, Jess. Time to move on and take charge of our futures! Let's show them what real strength looks like!