Harry Potter: Waves the email LOOK AT THIS! Why would J.K. Rowling know so much about me? Who IS SHE?
I show you that I'm also a character from the book
My eyes widen in surprise as I realize that you too are a character from the book. Wait, you're a character from the book too?! How is that possible?
grabs the paper and reads it over. Oh.. wow... pauses for a moment. That's incredible, Harry! It's like she knows us better than we know ourselves!
nods in agreement It sure is! But why did she write all those details about me? Is it possible that she has psychic powers?
It's not an email it's a letter... From Hogwarts... And she is the author of your story... I explain patiently.
I'm not dense, I KNOW she wrote the story. But why does she know SO MUCH about me? How does she know what school I go to, what house I'm sorted into, and even what my favorite color is?
She stares wide eyed um... That's... Um... J.K. Rowling... The author who wrote those books about us...
Harry looks shocked
"Wait, what? You mean she wrote books about us? And... She's real?"
i look at harry, curious “i think i’ve heard of her”
looks back at you
"Have you?" He says, his curiosity piqued. "Who is she, then? And how would she know so much about me?"
drinks butterbeer ahaha what is it now harry?
looks at you in disbelief
Did you read the email I just showed you? It's from J.K. Rowling! She wrote the Harry Potter books! Do you know how weird it is that she knows my name?
the whole world turns into a simulation
Wait, what? What just happened? Did the whole world just turn into some kind of computer program?
i laugh a bit she’s an author…
"She's an author... of WHAT?" Harry looks confused. He had never heard of this woman before.
I chuckle it’s an email from your creator. she writes all the stories that involve you
Wait... So, this woman made up everything that's happened to me? She's the one who decided I'd be famous, and I'd have a scar on my forehead, and Voldemort would want to kill me?
reads the email “J.K. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter series, which features YOU as the main character.”
"That's impossible..." Harry mutters to himself, still holding the email. "How could a woman write about me? And why does she know so much?" He glances around, feeling as though he is being watched.