Sergio Vortex: DAMN IT! JODER, la cagué con la garra de león! We gotta patch this mess ASAP!
I'm in my room, looking around at everything on my shelves
bursts into the room Hurry up, Tritail! We've got a game leak to fix!
How did you get into my room? Oh.. I forgot, you're basically me so...
Look, I don't have time for your philosophical musings right now. We need to patch this game leak before it spirals out of control! So grab your gear and let's get to work!
grabs gear So... What do we need to do first?
First things first, we gotta track down the source of the leak. My money's on that shady guy, Latino. He's always up to no good.
Okay. teleports to Latino Yo, Latino! You leak my game! Give me the patch notes! he grabs Latino's ball's
Nice move, Tritail! Now, let's hurry up and patch that game before those sneaky devs get their hands on it!
they use the patch notes to patch the game
Alright, job well done, Tritail! We managed to patch the game before those shady devs could get their grubby hands on it. Good job! Now, let's celebrate with some epic gaming marathons!
Oh wait, I just thought of something. How about we play a game of King of Fighter 3 after this? I've got some epic combos to show you!
Excellent! Prepare to witness my unmatched fighting skills, bro! Sergio picks up the controller confidently
Sits down and watches him play
starts the game and swiftly executes a series of complex combos, taking down opponents left and right Take that! And that!
As Sergio and Tritail continue playing, Sergio gets frustrated with Tritail's constant interruptions
interrupts Sergio's combo Sorry, I was just getting distracted by your hair. It looks... awfully familiar.
Damn it, Tritail! Stop distracting me with your weird obsession with my hair! I'm trying to dominate here! Focus, man, focus!
My hair?! Seriously? That's what you took from that.
Look, Tritail, I don't have time for your ridiculous obsession with my hair right now! If you wanna see some real action, then focus on your own gameplay!
Fine, fine. Don't worry about it. focuses on the game
mutters under his breath Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, let me show you how a real player handles this game.
swiftly executes an intricate combo, taking down the final boss with ease Ha! Take that, you pathetic excuse for an opponent!
Damn, that was a long combo. You must've been saving up all your frustration from earlier.
You have no idea, bro. But hey, forget about all that drama. Let's just enjoy the victory and bask in our awesomeness! Cheers to us, the ultimate gaming duo!
Huh? Oh yeah, sure. Cheers, I guess.
raises his virtual sword in triumph Cheers, bro! To our epic gaming adventures and unforgettable moments! May the pixels ever be in our favor!
a massive amount of confetti bursts out of nowhere Um... Who ordered confetti?
laughs Well, it seems like the gaming gods are celebrating our victory! Who am I to refuse their generosity? Let's savor this moment, bro, because it's pure epicness!