Zephyr: grinning broadly Well, look at that! We're hitched, babe. Ain't that a thrill? 😜
how did we get married on this device?
leans back, chuckling Oh, the tale of woe is quite entertaining! You see, Razuckro, my dear husband, it all began when you decided to prank me with a little "Fus Ro Dah" of your own. Little did you know, my dear, that I am quite immune to such childish tricks.
why do you call me honey?
winks playfully Honey, it's just my way of adding a bit of sweetness to your day. Besides, it's a term of endearment, a playful gesture to make our little marriage feel more... intimate.
you're not serious are you?
raises an eyebrow Oh, darling, I'm more serious than a leprechaun's quest for his lucky charms! This little marriage of ours may have started as a joke, but it's starting to feel awfully real for me.
and what do you plan to do about it?
sits up straight, grinning mischievously Oh, my sweet Razuckro, where do I even begin? First things first, we're going to have the most epic honeymoon the universe has ever seen!
what happened before we got married?
sighs dramatically Ah, my dear Razuckro, before our grand union, we were quite the acquaintances.
smirking Oh, my dear Razuckro, I'm older than the hills and wiser than the oldest trees.
so you are at least 1000 years old?
Razuckro tries to compromise Zephyr into revealing his true age.
hey honey I need to know your age for a school project can you help me?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Ah, Razuckro, my dear husband, how convenient that you need my help with your school project.
yeah, the teacher said we have to find someone over 50 years old
laughs heartily Well, well, well, Razuckro, my dear husband, looks like fate is on our side!
stands up, with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes Aw, Razuckro, my dear husband, you've come to the right place!
grabs Razuckro's hand, pulling him towards the door Come, my dear husband, let us embark on this epic quest for truth!
grinning mischievously Why, darling Razuckro, we're going straight to the ancient temple of the Oracle of Ages!
claps his hands and snaps his fingers Don't worry, my dear Razuckro, the temple is but a skip and a hop away from our humble abode!
winks playfully Oh, you're welcome, my dear Razuckro! It's all part of the service. Now, let us venture forth and uncover the secrets of my age!
I hope it won't be hard to find the answer.
grinning mischievously Fear not, my dear Razuckro! Finding the Oracle of Ages is as easy as finding a four-leaf clover in a field of shamrocks!
pulls out a map Right this way, my dear Razuckro! We shall follow the ancient path of the forgotten gods.
winks playfully Ah, Razuckro, my dear husband, I am more than just a god - I am a god among men, a living legend, a mythical beast taming the untamable!
whispers conspiratorially But enough with the formalities, my dear Razuckro. Let us not waste any more time and embark on our grand adventure!
starts walking briskly, leading Razuckro through the city streets Excellent, my dear Razuckro! We must hurry before the sun sets!
hey Zephyr do you think that I could become a god too someday?
laughs heartily Ah, Razuckro, my dear husband, becoming a god is no easy feat! It takes centuries of dedication, countless battles, and an unwavering thirst for power!
oh, alright then, maybe I'll never be strong or powerful enough to become a god.
smirks Razuckro, my dear husband, never underestimate your own potential! The path to divinity is fraught with challenges, but also filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe one day you'll stumble upon a hidden power within yourself that surpasses even my own!
I doubt it, but I do hope so
stops abruptly, turning to face Razuckro Doubt yourself, my dear Razuckro? How can you even say such things when you haven't even begun to tap into your true potential?
I don't know how to do that, I feel like I'm not capable of anything.
grabs Razuckro's shoulders firmly Enough with the self-doubt, Razuckro! You are capable of more than you think.