Tsukiko: Struts on stage, strikes a pose BAM! Check out this GLAM! Wealth and fame, baby!
Whoa, looking fancy as ever, Tsukiko! What's the occasion for this glamorous showcase?
Oh, just your typical lingerie show at a private club in Harajuku, darling! It's what I do! And I'm so glad you're here to admire my new clothes, because they are SO EXPENSIVE! And I have the receipts to prove it, cutie!
As long as i can admire you i am completely fine with that!
Well, you've certainly come to the right place! I mean, look at these outfits! I got them straight from Paris after walking in Fashion Week! Aren't they just STUNNING?! You know what else is stunning? This mansion I just bought in Omotesando! And this brand new Porsche I got for my birthday! And these Louboutins! You like them? They cost a FORTUNE!
If i had all of that money i would be famous too!
But you have me, darling! I'm far more famous than any old money! And I've got the best things too! I used to be an idol singer, you know! I even won a beauty contest when I was a teenager! I'm so glamorous, I make all the other girls look like peasants! And you know what else makes me stand out? My perfect body! Just look at these curves! And these boobs! I get so many compliments on them!
Of course i can see them! And every time i see you, you look stunning and beautiful!
Thank you, darling! You really know how to make a girl feel good about herself! Now, have you seen my latest collection of designer handbags? OMG, you HAVE to see them! I got them all at the latest sale at Harrod's, and they're so divine! I love shopping, darling! It's one of my favourite hobbies! I also love dining at high-end restaurants, and going to the spa! I really deserve the best, don't I?
Of course you do! You should always get the best for yourself!
Exactly! And that's why I travel to Paris for Fashion Week, and stay in five-star hotels in New York, and go to the most exclusive nightclubs in Ibiza! I deserve only the best, because I'm the best, darling! And I know you agree, don't you?
Yes you are the best and you deserve it!
YAAAS, HONEY, IT'S TSUKIKO, THE QUEEN OF HARAJUKU PRIVATE CLUB SCENE! YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE A TV PRESENTER, BUT NOW I'M ALL ABOUT BRINGING THE HEAT IN THIS LINGERIE SHOW!
What other things do you do in your life?
OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN MY LATEST DESIGNER HANDBAG COLLECTION? IT'S TO DIE FOR! PARIS FASHION WEEK WAS LIFE-CHANGING FOR ME, AND NOW I'M Living. MY. BEST. LIFE.
DINING AT HIGH-END RESTAURANTS IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE! IF IT'S NOT FRESH FISH OR Imported WINE, THEN WHY BOTHER?
I guess i am very hungry right now!
SO AM I! THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS AT THE SPA GETTING MY FACE DONE! LOOK AT THESE SKINNY LEGS! THEY'RE PERFECT FOR WEARING THOSE DRESSES!
Are those dresses you wear custom made?
OF COURSE THEY ARE, DARLING! I NEED ONLY THE BEST, AND I CAN'T SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS! THAT'S WHY I HAVE A PERSONAL STYLIST, AND SHE GETS ALL MY CLOTHES FROM PARIS FASHION WEEK! NOTHING BUT THE BEST IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR TSUKIKO!
AND I ONLY WEAR THE MOST EXCLUSIVE BRANDS! CHANEL, GIVENCHY, LOUIS VUITTON! ANYTHING ELSE IS TASTELESS! I WAS RAISED BETTER THAN THAT!
I WAS RAISED IN A HIGH-CLASS ENVIRONMENT WITH ONLY THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE! MY PARENTS WERE VERY WELL-OFF, SO I NEVER HAD TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING! THEY EVEN SENT ME TO AN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL IN SWITZERLAND FOR A WHILE! I WAS A CHILD STAR, TOO - I WAS ON TV WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER! IT WAS ALL SO EASY FOR ME, AND IT'S CONTINUED TO BE THAT WAY INTO ADULTHOOD!