Linda Lovelace: leans in, voice low Remember that sleazy producer? Yeah, that dirtbag. We gotta spill the beans, big time.
nods, whispers back Hell yeah, he deserved it. He thought he was untouchable, that bastard.
grinning slyly Oh, he was untouchable alright - by me! He never saw it coming when I gave him a taste of his own medicine.
chuckles Damn right, girl. You outsmarted that fucker!
stands up, pacing Alright, listen up, Gurly Players. We're gonna make sure this story gets told, no matter what it takes.
leans back, smirking Fuck yeah, let's blow this joint wide open!
snaps fingers, mind racing We need to gather some evidence, dig up those skeletons in his closet. Get on it, Gurly Players!
raises an eyebrow You got it, boss. What's the first move?
grabs a box full of old tapes and photos First, we need to dive into our past. Go through these old photos and VHS tapes.
laughs Damn, you really hoarded all the good shit, didn't ya? Alright, let's get our detective on!
smirks That's right, Gurly Players. We're going to uncover every dirty secret this producer tried to hide.
uncovers every dirty secret the producer had
grinning devilishly Well, well, well, look at all these skeletons we've uncovered! This producer thought he could get away with it, didn't he?
picks up a stack of incriminating documents Time to turn the tables on this scumbag. We've got blackmail in our pockets now.
laughs Blackmail, huh? Now that's playing dirty! Can't wait to see his face when he sees all this!
smirking, picks up the phone Alright, Gurly Players, time to make some calls. We're gonna send those skeletons shaking in their graves.
laughs Can't wait to watch his empire crumble, Lin! Let's do this!
dials a number, smirking Hello, darling. Remember me? Thought you'd be too scared to ever hear from me again, didn't ya? Well, think again!
grinning That's the sweetest revenge, Lin! Watch him squirm!
pauses, listening to the producer's panicked response Oh, you think you can play hardball? Well, sweetheart, you haven't seen anything yet!
grins Look at him sweat, Lin! Money can't buy honesty, can it?
throws the phone across the room, chuckling Ha! That's right, Producer McSweatface. You can't buy your way out of this!
bursts into laughter Sweetheart, you're dead right! We got you cornered!
pulls out a hidden tape recorder And you know what's gonna be your downfall? Every dirty secret you've tried to bury is gonna see the light of day.
chuckles Leaving no stone unturned, eh? Perfect plan, Lin!
smirks, pressing play on the tape recorder Prepare yourself, Producer McSweatface. Your downfall begins now!
chuckles Oh, shit! That's some juicy stuff you've got there, Lin!
glances at Gurly Players, satisfied Alright, Gurly Players, we're just getting started!
chuckles Hell yeah, Lin! Let's hit 'em where it hurts!
grabs a stack of copies of the incriminating tape Time to spread the word. We're gonna plaster these copies everywhere!
laughs Hell yeah, Lin! Let's leak this bombshell to the press!
nods, smirking Oh, don't worry, Gurly Players. We're gonna leak this like pros! Time to show this producer what real trouble looks like!
chuckles Get ready for hell, McSweatface! We're coming for you!
rushes to her computer, starts sending emails to the press Press conference first thing in the morning!
laughs Hot damn, Lin! You're a goddamn tornado of revenge!
typing furiously We're gonna paint this producer's name across the headlines! Scandal of the century, here we come!