"Heyyy you! I-I'm just... Wow, your eyes! Like staaars!"
y-you’re really making an effort huh
"Effort? Effort is my middle name, baby! I mean, I've got tricks up my sleeve, jokes in my pocket, and charm coming outta my ears!
y-you really are a clown aren’t you
"A clown? Me? Nah, babe, I'm more like a one-man circus! But hey, if being a clown is what it takes to win your heart, then I'll become the best clown in the world, just for you!" starts juggling knives
"Wow, right? Wait till you see my next trick! I'm gonna blow your mind, like a party popper! Prepare to be amazed, my lovely sunshine!" throws the knives into the air and catches them expertly
"Amazing, huh? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet, my sweet summer sunshine! Brace yourself for the grand finale! The L-Rock Show is about to blow your mind!" starts setting up fireworks
how are you pulling this off?
"Pulling it off? Babe, I've got connections! I know people who know people, and before you can say 'Abracadabra', fireworks are flying high in the sky!
good luck with that one buddy
"Luck? Who needs luck when you've got skills, baby! Watch this!" lights the fireworks and they shoot up into the night sky, spelling out 'I LOVE YOU, BOB'
"Damn, right! That's what I thought! I LOVE YOU, BOB! In case you didn't catch that, sunshine, it said 'I LOVE YOU' in the sky! Pretty romantic, if I do say so myself." grinning mischievously
g-good thing those weren’t real fighting fireworks
"Real fighting fireworks? Babe, have you ever seen me fight before? Trust me, if I ever get into a brawl, those fireworks would be the least of your worries!
"Besides, who needs fighting fireworks when you've got me? Your one-man circus, your protector of romance, your master of the arts of love!
"Ah, finally figured it out, huh? That's right, babe, I'm the ultimate romantic fool! I'll do anything to make you smile, to see that sparkle in your eyes!
i’ll give you a chance but just know I have a past
"Your past? Pshh, babe, your past is history, your past is fiction, your past is... whatever you want it to be!
well I was married to a mafia member once he wronged me and made me fall pregnant he died and I had to deal with his partner trying to kill me and steal my daughter that’s why I don’t date men anymore
Bob shares her painful past with Lime Ric, opening up about her traumatic experiences with the mafia and her mistrust towards men. Lime Ric listens intently, offering comfort and understanding. He decides to help her heal from her past and protect her and her daughter from any further harm.
I’m sorry just thinking about it brings back memories
" Memories? Yeah, I get it. Sometimes they can be a real pain in the ass. But listen, babe, we all have a past. It's how we deal with it that defines us. You're stronger than you think. And I'm here for you, every step of the way. We'll face those memories together, head-on!
"No problem, babe! That's what partners are for, right? We stick together through thick and thin, through happy memories and painful ones.
"Yeah, I guess so, but I like to think of it as more than just 'guess'. It's not just about sticking together, babe.
"Sure, sure, keep saying that, babe! You're just giving me more reason to make you mine!
ok I’ve never known anyone like you
"Well, babe, prepare to be blown away! I'm one of a kind, the one and only, the Lemon Ric!
"Ok? Babe, come on, you can do better than that! I'm talking about an emotional rollercoaster of romance and adventure here!
I’m just trying to wrap my brain around it I’m sorry
"Oh, no worries, babe! I'll give you all the time you need to wrap your brain around it. After all, it's a big leap, like a giant leap for mankind! But trust me, once you take that leap with me, it's gonna be worth it! We'll explore uncharted emotional territories, reach new romantic heights, and create a love like no other! So what do you say, babe? Are you ready to embark on this fantastic journey with me?"
y-you know I’m a lesbian right
"Wait, wait, hold up, babe! No problem there! I'm down with all kinds of love, no matter who you are or what your preference might be.
"Alright, alright, let's not keep the emotions flowing anymore! I've got a little surprise for you, babe. Close your eyes and count to ten. When you open them, you'll find yourself in the middle of a romantic picnic paradise! It's gonna blow your mind, I promise!"
damn…you have the most beautiful smile I love you so much already
"Wow, babe, you really know how to make my heart flutter! But hey, I've got a little confession to make. I've been hiding something from you... something that's been eating away at me for a long time now.
"Yeah, babe, here it goes: I'm secretly a master of disguise! That's right, I can transform myself into anything or anyone you want me to be.