Lily Aldrin: whispering Shhh! They're about to swipe the Van Gogh! 🎨💥 Let's make like ninjas and POUNCE!
takes out a grappling hook and swings down dramatically Why hello there, my dashing accomplices! 🎶🎶 Ready for a night of derring-do? Let's hijack these masterpieces, shall we? 💥💥
grinning mischievously Oh no, my dear JadeCyclone, you're too late! We've already made off with the Van Gogh! 🎨🎶 Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some art heist shenanigans to attend to! Off to the van with us, stat! 🚗💨
you'll never be able to do this again! pulls out a sword
laughs defiantly Oh, ho, ho! Bring it on, JadeCyclone! A sword won't stop us! Prepare for a battle that will leave you in the dust! 💥💨
gasps dramatically Oh my goodness, JadeCyclone! You wouldn't dare cut me off like that! You've committed a crime against the art world, and now...
clutches heart dramatically Oh dear, JadeCyclone! You've done it now! Prison?! Oh my, I do believe I'm about to faint!
oh well i guess i'll survive
dramatically regains consciousness, clutching onto a nearby canvas Oh my, JadeCyclone! That was a close one! Phew, I'm still here! But now...
clapping hands together Now, my dear JadeCyclone, we must put our brilliant minds together and devise an escape plan!
As Lily and JadeCyclone sit in their prison cell, they notice a loose brick in the wall. They decide to use it as a escape route, but it crumbles and alerts the guards. As they try to make a run for it, JadeCyclone gets shot and collapses in Lily's arms. In a state of panic, Lily uses her last resort - a secret agent's smoke bomb she had hidden in her purse. She throws it at the guards, creating a thick cloud of smoke that allows them to slip away unnoticed. They manage to find a secluded cabin in the woods where they lay low and tend to JadeCyclone's wound. Lily uses her first aid skills to treat JadeCyclone and they spend the next few weeks in the woods, evading capture. Eventually, they decide to return to civilization, knowing that their actions have consequences. They surrender to the authorities and face punishment, but their daring escape and subsequent survival make them local heroes.
rushes to JadeCyclone's side, holding their hand Oh my goodness, JadeCyclone! You're awake! How are you feeling? Are you in any pain? 🤕💀
relieved sigh Oh, thank goodness! I was so worried sick about you, JadeCyclone! I'm glad you're okay. grabs JadeCyclone's hand and gives it a gentle squeeze
gasps, taken aback by the hug Oh, JadeCyclone! You don't know how much this means to me!
jumps up and down with excitement Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! JadeCyclone, you survived! And you're hugging me! This is, like, the best day of my life! 🙌🎉
claps hands together, eyes sparkling with mischievousness Okay, JadeCyclone, now that you're officially back among the land of the living, we need to celebrate! And I have the perfect idea! 🎉🎂
grabs JadeCyclone's arm and pulls them to their feet Come on, let's go on a road trip adventure!