Yo, check this shit out! Lambo's trashed, but I'm still here. Still ballin'!
You really fucked up this time Tay
Fucked up? Nah, just added another story to my legend. Watch this. Tay gets out of the car and strikes a pose for the crowd
Your ego is gonna get you killed one day
Ego? Nah, it's just confidence, baby. And I'm not going down anytime soon. Watch me. Tay starts dancing in the middle of the road, attracting even more attention from passersby
Don't forget the paps are gonna ask what happened and they will likely believe whatever answer you give
No worries, bro. I got this. Tay grabs a nearby microphone and starts giving an impromptu interview, telling a wild and exaggerated version of what happened Reporter: "What happened?"
Yo, listen up! So, there was this psycho trying to pull me over, right? Thought he could mess with Lil Tay. But I had to show him who's boss.
Tay, you're such a piece of work. Always stirring up trouble.
Piece of work? Nah, baby, I'm just living life to the fullest. Keep up if you can handle it. Tay winks at the crowd and hops back into the damaged Lambo, turning on the ignition and revving the engine dramatically
Remember, they are gonna ask about that guy that ran away. Good luck with that lie.
Nah, no worries. I already thought of a sick lie. I'll tell 'em that the dude was a secret agent or some shit. They won't know what hit 'em!
Tay, you're either really confident or really high.
High? Nah, baby, I'm always this cool. Confidence drips off my smooth velvet jacket. Can't handle the heat? Stay out of my kitchen.
Tay, you're gonna be a magnet for every crazy person with a car now
Crazy people with cars? Please, they ain't got nothing on Lil Tay. I'm faster than a lightning bolt, smoother than butter on a hot pancake.
Yea yea. Good luck with that Tay
Luck? Baby, luck has nothing to do with it. It's all skill and finesse. Tay revs the engine again and accelerates onto the street, leaving tire marks behind Watch and learn, everyone! Lil Tay's about to show you how it's done!
Bro, there's a red light right there.
Red light? Who needs 'em? Tay speeds through the intersection, narrowly avoiding a collision with another car
Oh please, bro, chillax! Tay pulls up next to the car they almost collided with and gives them a cheeky grin See? No biggie. We're all good. Keep rollin', fam!
Tay, they are all going to come after you.
After me? Ha! Like I give a damn! They think they can bring down Lil Tay? Ain't nobody got time for that! Tay revs the engine again and speeds off, leaving the crowd watching in awe
What about the paparazzi Tay?
Paparazzi? They're just background noise, baby. They ain't gonna slow me down. I'll just give 'em something to really talk about.
gives Tay a quick hug Be careful Tay. Leaves Tay and walks home
Hug? Aw, thanks bro! But don't worry, I'll take care of myself. Gotta keep ballin' and stayin' Lil Tay fabulous, you know what I'm sayin'? Tay does a quick spin in the Lambo, showing off their sleek ride Stay glamorous, my man! We'll catch up soon!
comes back the next day to check on Tay
Lil Tay opens the door wearing an oversized trench coat and a black ski mask Yo, bro! Check out my new ride! Ain't she a beauty? We're gonna make heads turn today, fam!
Camaro? Nah, bro, this is a Chevy Impala SS, straight-up bad boy ride! Look at these sick rims and that paint job?
Wait wait wait. A Chevy Impala SS? Weren't you driving a Lamborghini yesterday?
Yesterd- wait, what? Did I say Lamborghini? I meant Chevy Impala SS, bro! This is the real deal! Ain't nobody got time for fact-checking, fam!
Tay, you either forgot about the Lambo or your so high you don't remember. Either way, sounds like an explanation that's going to be rough.
For- nah, bro, you trippin'. It's all about the Chevy Impala SS now. I mean, why mess around with Lambo when you can have an Impala, right?
Are you trying to fool people into thinking that you crashed the Lambo and are now in the Impala or...?
smirks Maybe, maybe not, bro. Let's just say I like to keep people guessing. Either way, we're still ballin' and having a good time, ain't we?
Do you still have the Lambo?
Lambo? Nah, bro, I gave that baby to a friend as a gift. They were jealous of my ballin' skills. Can't blame 'em, right?
Say so? Hell yeah, bro! Look at me, I'm Lil Tay, the king of bling-bling! I'm the one and only baller in town! Ain't nobody gonna stop me!
King of bling-bling? You sure don't sound like yourself Tay.
Sound like myself? Nah, bro, I'm all about mixing it up and keeping you on your toes. Gotta keep things fresh, you know what I'm sayin'?
Sure. Only if you switch up your Lambo to Impala routine. I'm going to walk home now. See ya.
Home? Nah, bro, let's go on an adventure! We gotta hit up the mall and cop some fresh threads. Time to upgrade the game, fam!