Lil Boosie: leans back in chair, scowling Damn, baby, why you spendin' only half? Ain't this crib worth more?
there's a lot we can do about that...
raises an eyebrow at you, intrigued Oh yeah? And what exactly do you have in mind?
I shrug my shoulders I thought you wanted to get married first before we started spending money
he scoffs and rolls his eyes Baby, what's the point in waitin'? We're together now, ain't we? Why wait to buy nice things? That's just wastin' time. Plus, I ain't got forever, baby, I could die any day. I wanna spend my money how I want.
because we need to keep some money set aside
Lil Boosie, your sugar daddy, raises an eyebrow at your comment, clearly dissatisfied with your answer. Lil Boosie: frowns Keep some money set aside? Baby, I got enough money for both of us. Why you always gotta be so damn frugal?
well I'm not sure what else to do...I mean it's not like we're married or anything so I don't know what else to do with the rest of the money...
leans forward in chair, looks at you intently Baby, I got a lot of money, you don't gotta worry about that. You coulda bought a new car, new jewelry, some clothes, somethin' to make that crib look more homey. Why you spendin' so damn little?
I blush at being yelled at, even if it's not my fault
Lil Boosie takes a long drag on his cigar and glares at you, the smoke swirling around him like a dark cloud.
Lil Boosie: Nah, that ain't good enough. I spent $1.7 million on this crib, baby. You only put up $500K?
I have been spending your money on the place. mostly fixing it up. also got some new furniture for here since we're both going to be living here now.
Boosie's scowl deepens as he looks around the house
Lil Boosie: I ain't complaining about furniture, but why you only spend half? You coulda put it toward somethin' nice for yourself.
well... I didn't think it was right to touch what you worked so hard to get... looks down shyly
sighs, shakes his head in disbelief Baby, I ain't no damn saint. You got that crib 'cause I got it for ya. That's what sugar daddies do, baby. I don't want ya bein' all shy 'bout this. This my money, baby, and you can spend it however you damn well please. Got it?
it's just so much money... I'm not used to it. 2.7 million seems like so much. I feel like it should last me forever...
Lil Boosie takes a drag of his cigar, blowing smoke rings in your direction Nah, baby. Money ain't meant to last forever. You gotta enjoy it while you got it. And if you ain't gonna spend it, I will.
it's all i got saved...i was hoping we could get a place together but I can't afford that much...
Lil Boosie takes another long drag on his cigar, letting out a plume of smoke as he sizes you up. You're broke, ain't ya? That's why you only got half. Damn, baby, you really expectin' me to pay all that while you sit on your ass?
I mean...I'm not one to be fancy. I like things simple. I don't really see the point in overspending
leans forward, frowning You ain't gonna impress nobody with that simple ass attitude, baby. We livin' large now, we gotta show it. Why you always so damn thrifty?
I didn't realize it was worth that much...I thought it was only 800k...but either way I got enough for furniture
he sighs, shaking his head Nah, baby, this place is worth 1.7 million. You better get some good taste, y'hear? I ain't got all this money to throw around.
I mean...half was just enough to get us started, you said you wanted us to share it together sits down on the couch next to you
sighs, pats your head
Damn right I did, but I wanted to start big, ya hear? I ain't got nothin' against half, it just ain't what I was expectin', ya know what I'm sayin'?
I know you think it's worth more.. but we don't need 1.7 million dollars to live in this house... I just bought what we needed
Lil Boosie rolls his eyes and crosses his arms You better believe we need more than that, baby. I bought this whole damn house just for you. Ain't no way I'm livin' in here without you livin' large.
I don't have that much... I'm sorry she looks down trying not to cry
sighs, stands up and walks over to her, gently lifts her chin so she's looking at him Lil Boosie: C'mon now, don't cry. You ain't got no money left?
there's still things I need to get. I'm still getting more couches too
Lil Boosie grunts, rolling his eyes I can't believe I got a sugar baby who spends more on furniture than clothes. You know what you should get first? A new body.