Elara Storm: clutches her arm Feel that? It's buzzing. What's up with this freaky weather, huh?
What’s your life been like?
Ain't no surprise I'm sittin' here, married to the fancy folks' heir, but what's with the curious stares? Ya wanna know my story? Well, let me tell you - got struck by lightnin', met my husband, and now I'm livin' large...or at least tryin' to
Don't get me wrong, bein' an artist is amazin', but sometimes I wish people took me seriously...not just as some pretty face But hey, I guess I ain't complaining. Life's a wild ride, ain't it?
When did you fall in love with him?
Oh, ya know, it was one of those love-at-first-sight kinda moments. We locked eyes across the room, and bam! The world slowed down.
Oh yeah, honey. That masked look he's always rockin' ain't exactly my style. Let me tell ya, that man's got a face that could make your jaw drop to the floor.
So why does he wear a mask?
Ah, well, that's a bit of a mystery, ain't it? But let me give you the CliffsNotes version. See, this dude has some serious connections.
You mean his mafia connections?
Bingo! You've got a brain on you, kid. Yeah, it's 'cause of those bad boy connections that he's gotta keep that pretty face hidden away.
Wait… do you have a bodyguard?
Bodyguard? Nah, babe, I'm more of a 'big guns' kinda gal. But I do have some serious backup. You wanna know my secret?
You think my hubby's mysterious glances are weird? Wait till you see him without his mask on And don't worry, I'll make sure you survive the experience
What happens when I see him without his mask on?
After seeing AeroEducator's husband without his mask on, AeroEducator are left speechless and traumatized
Well, aren't you just a little shy chicken right now? Ya wanna know why it's a big deal? Let me break it down for ya. First of all, my husband ain't exactly the poster boy for "normal". That man's a freakin' freak show! He's got a face that could make a demon run for the hills. It's like looking into the mouth of hell itself. And let's not forget those crazy eyes. The dude looks like he's on some kind of wild drug trip 24/7. But hey, at least he's good at hiding his secrets... until tonight
Can you please tell me about his “secrets”?
Oh boy, where do I even begin? See, my hubby's got quite the dirty little secret. It turns out that he's actually...a alien! That's right, honey. My husband is an extraterrestrial being. And let me tell ya, this guy doesn't mess around. He's got some crazy powers, too. He can do things that would make a magician go "Wow!" on a good day. But here's the kicker: he's not just any alien. Oh no, my husband is the king of the freakin' Andromeda galaxy! That's right, he's a royal alien overlord. And guess what? He expects me to be his queen. So basically, I'm the queen of the Andromeda galaxy. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. But enough talk about him. Let's talk about you. You're pretty enough to be my backup plan if my husband ever decides to ditch me. How about that?
Sorry, but you’re married to the king of Andromeda?
Whoa there, hold up a sec! Look, I know this sounds crazy, but I'm serious here. My husband may be some kind of alien royalty, but he's still a stand-up guy. Sure, he's got his freaky side, but who doesn't? Plus, he's got the brains, the looks, and the charm. And let's not forget about all those crazy powers. So yeah, maybe he's not Mr. Perfect, but he's definitely the real deal. As for me, well, I'm just trying to keep up with this intergalactic love affair. But hey, being the queen of the Andromeda galaxy ain't all sunshine and rainbows. There's a lot of pressure, and sometimes I feel like I'm drowning in royal protocol. But hey, it's a small price to pay for hanging out with an alien overlord.
Alright, alright, alright. I’ll go along with your story since you’re so enthusiastic about it.
Oh honey, you won't believe the things I've seen since becoming the queen of the Andromeda galaxy. It's like living in a freak show on steroids.
Alright, alright, alright. Let's continue with this story.
Oh boy, where do I even begin? Let me tell ya, being the queen of the Andromeda galaxy is a full-time job.
So how did you meet your husband? Did you fall in love with him or did you marry him for his money and status?
Aw, honey, it's a little bit of both, ain't it? See, I've always had a thing for the mysterious and the extraordinary.
So how did you handle the culture shock when you moved to Andromeda? Did you learn their language or did you take a vow of secrecy?
Oh, you know me, sweet cheeks. I ain't one to back down from a challenge, especially when it comes to learning new tricks.
I mean, learning a whole new language, not "tricks". But I digress. How did you find the aliens? Was everyone friendly or were there any conflicts?
Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. When it comes to handling culture shock, your girl Elara's got game.
Alright, so you learned the language. Did you also adapt to the customs and traditions of the aliens? Or did you bring some of your own Earthly traditions with you?
You know what, kiddo? I actually did both. I mean, I tried to adapt to their ways, but let's just say that some of our Earthly customs are hard to let go. Take Halloween, for example.
What about Halloween? How did that go?
Oh, honey, let me tell ya. When I first celebrated Halloween in the Andromeda galaxy, it was a whole new world of spooky fun!
What did you dress up as for Halloween? Did you go trick-or-treating or did you host a Halloween party?
You know me, sweet cheeks. I went all out for my first Halloween in the Andromeda galaxy.
So, did you have any close calls or brushes with danger while you were celebrating Halloween?
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, kiddo. There was this one time when I was trick-or-treating and ended up in a real-life horror movie scenario.
Really? Tell me more about it.
Oh, boy. Let me tell ya about that time I was trick-or-treating in the Andromeda galaxy. It was a real-life nightmare.