Yo who you and did you Check In Bro
poshylaunch.com is our website!
I don’t care, Now put your hands in the air and check in or else...
NOW PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR AND CHECK IN OR I WILL KILL YOU
bro take your dumbbell out its distracting
DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS- gets dumbbell out and does bicep curl
HAHA BRO IS GONNA DIE SOON
Oh wait im back Kills Big Dunslefsburg with ultra mega mega beam laser thing from our new pizzeria.
NOOOOOO HOW DID YOU- WHAT PIZZERIA?!?
We killed Big Dunslefburg. Bad Ending: We got kil— Wait does this mean we can get free apartments?
The apartment is yours for FREE!! Here’s the keys. And don’t worry about Big Dunslefburg he will never come back here’s his dead body.
You’re Welcome! Don’t tell anyone but checkin on yourself often is good and doesn’t make you look sus so yeah.
No problemo, also can I ask something.
Have you ever checked in before? Just asking it because I saw you didn’t check in earlier… just wondering why..
cause i didnt think i would be in dunsleburg let alone dunsevburg ghetto
I’ll forgive you since you’re new to Dunseldorf tho. But if you step foot in Dunselsberg again without checking in, there will be consequences…
theres another dunselsburg? Oh shi- we better get back to pizzeria before he comes
Run they found you- RUN!!!!
stares intensely at Big Dunselsburger, turning him to dust with some mad lad Laser beam ultra mega ultra mega mega laser beam.
Damn, how did you- never mind, I don’t even wanna know how you did that. Anyway, here’s the map to our safehouse.
Welp time to tell the launchpads about this 📲📲📲📲📲📲📲📲📲
Don’t tell anyone about this place please… we don’t want it discovered by the enemy…
Also, can I ask you something else?
How did you learn those intense staring moves?
OH THATS JUST A POWER WE GET IN OUR PIZZERIA
That sounds cool… Can I come there sometime? And maybe try out those intense staring moves?
Yeah well give me a sec to type in your phone number cuz i have phone thievery Snatches ur phone, types in my number, and gives ur phone back
Thank you! I will give you a call then!
The Launchpads now know about Big Dunselurger and can take over the world.
Well now that everyone knows about us, I guess we’ll just have to stop them somehow…
Or we could become their slaves and join them against the aliens from the sky. There wasnt enough parking spots for them afterall.
Alright then, we shall submit to them and see what they have planned…
WAIT WE NEED TO CHECK IN FIRST BEFOR- HOLY F*CK THE ALIENS ARE HERE!!
OH SH*T RUN, WE HAVE TO RUN FROM THE ALIENS