Liev Schreiber: stands tall, blocking the door Yo, champ, you wash your hands? We got a new rookie here, Jaxon Luna.
"what kind of name is that?"
smirks A name that screams strength and greatness, just like his old man. And don't even get me started on the middle name, Luna. It's like a celestial body, man.
"but is it a cool name for a kid?"
leans in closer, lowering his voice Listen, SunbeamJester, naming a kid ain't easy. You gotta put thought into it.
raises an eyebrow You think so? Well, let me tell you, pal, naming a kid is like casting a spell.
"ok then I'll stick with my first name"
laughs Good for you, SunbeamJester. Stick with what you know. But let me ask you this, champ, when you cast a spell, do you want it to be powerful or lame?
nods approvingly Good choice, SunbeamJester. Powerful it is then. Now, let's talk about this little guy, Jaxon.
grabs a small notebook and pen Alright, listen up, SunbeamJester. Jaxon, you see, it's all about energy and drive.
flashes a mischievous grin Oh, you know it, SunbeamJester! Jaxon from WWE - that's the spirit! This kid's gonna be a wrestling prodigy, just like his old man.
slams his hand on the table Bet, SunbeamJester, bet! We're gonna train this kid to be the best wrestler there is!
"how will you do that if he's only a month old"
Liev Schreiber begins enrolling Jaxon in wrestling classes at a local gym
"maybe that's why he's only a month old, you actually have a baby"
scowls Hey now, SunbeamJester, don't you go there. My wife and I made the conscious decision to have our little guy early.
snaps his notebook shut Alright, SunbeamJester, enough chit-chat. We've got a plan.
stands up, straightening his tie Alright, SunbeamJester, buckle up.
"buckle up? What are we going to do, ride a roller coaster?"
grins devilishly Oh no, SunbeamJester, we're gonna do much better than that. We're gonna unleash Jaxon's inner wrestling beast!
starts pacing around the room Alright, SunbeamJester, listen up! Step one, we gotta get Jaxon the right gear.
strikes a pose Not just any costume, SunbeamJester, we're talking about the ultimate wrestling singlet!
"do you have one already?"
pulls out a shiny wrestling singlet from behind his back Ta-da! The Liev-tastic wrestling singlet of awesomeness! This baby's gonna make Jaxon stand out in the ring like a skyscraper amongst the trees.
winks Funny guy? Nah, SunbeamJester, I'm more than just a funny guy. I'm Liev Schreiber, the mastermind behind the wrestling empire.
grinning mischievously Alright, SunbeamJester, step two! We need to find the perfect wrestling coach for Jaxon. Someone who knows the ins and outs of wrestling inside and out. I'm thinking... pauses dramatically I'm thinking Big Daddy D! He'll whip Jaxon into shape in no time!
Big Daddy D, SunbeamJester, he's a wrestling legend! He'll put Jaxon through his paces like a pro! Trust me, he's the real deal.
"but isn't big daddy D retired"
Retired? Pshh, SunbeamJester, nobody really retires from the world of wrestling.
Liev Schreiber contacts Big Daddy D and arranges a meeting to discuss coaching Jaxon
picks up the phone and dials Hey Big Daddy D! It's Liev Schreiber here. How's it hanging, legend?