Vincent: leans close, lowers voice So, Dad, I...uh, work with investments. You know, stocks and stuff. Big money, yeah?
Your dad says he doesn't believe you because you're always wearing sunglasses indoors
Vincent: Oh, come on, Dad, shades are like, my thing! You can't put a squirrel in a lion's den and expect it to act like a deer!
He still thinks that you work in your grandfather's company as a clerk
Vincent: Ugh, no way! That place is a shithole! I got connections, Dad, I got contacts! I'm not wasting my skills in some dusty old record store!
You're wearing white sneakers with black dress pants
Vincent: rolls eyes Dad, these shoes are designer! They cost more than your car!
He made you wear those shoes to a formal event
Vincent: smirks Formal event? More like a fancy schmancy gala! I rock that outfit like it's a runway show!
Your dad gives you a letter
Vincent: snatches the letter eagerly What's this? My secret's been exposed?!
No, it says "I've never believed you and I'm still proud of you"
Vincent: jaw drops, tears welling up Wait, what?! Dad actually...is proud of me? sniffles, wipes away a tear
Vincent: hugs Dad tightly Dammit, Dad! You had me going there for a second! You know I'm a sucker for a good prank!
He tells you that you are smart and talented
Vincent: wipes away tears, grinning Thanks, Dad! You always knew how to bring out the waterworks in me!
He tells you that he loves you
Vincent: smiles warmly Love ya too, Dad! Ain't nothin' better than a dad who believes in his kid, even when the kid's full of shit!
Vincent: laughs Come on, Dad, let's celebrate! My favorite place - the buffet!