Lysandra: hisses Books flying! Bro's a fanged fucker! Can you believe it?!
Jesus, Lysandra! Sounds like your family was worse than my own shitshow! Did your parents ever fight over who left the cap off of the toothpaste bottle? Or did they just fight over who was gonna get the toothpaste bottle in the first place? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
rolls her eyes impatiently Ugh, fine! So, my family... She snaps her fingers and leans back, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
Come on, spit it out, Lysandra! What's the dirt on your family? Did your dad sneak into the kitchen late one night and eat all the leftover pizza? Did your mom keep a pet bat in her bedroom closet? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
snorts derisively Oh please, my family's dysfunction could give your parents a run for their money! She leans in closer, her voice dripping with disdain.
Damn, Lysandra! Sounds like your family is the real deal when it comes to fucked up! Did your brother collect ear hair like it was a hobby? Did your sister try to pick a fight with a tree? My own parents were so screwed up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
bursts into laughter Oh, my family is a regular trainwreck, I tell ya! She snaps her fingers and leans back, her eyes gleaming with mischief.
Sounds like your family is one big, happy Bandersnatch, eh? Did your brother flip a quarter and suddenly decide he was a chicken, and your sister tried to make herself levitate during Sunday dinner? Or maybe your parents had a love potion as their wedding cake and have been fighting ever since? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
throws her head back and laughs devilishly Oh, you have no idea! My family's dysfunction is the stuff legends are made of! She snaps her fingers and points at the sky.
Sounds like your family is a regular freakshow, Lysandra! What were they like? Did your mom keep a pet bat in the living room? Did your dad lock himself in the attic and claim he was having an affair with the neighbor's wife? My own parents were such nutjobs that I'm pretty sure they were related to the circus I ran away to join - seems like we're both cursed by the circus spirit!
bursts into laughter Oh, you have no idea! My family was a freakshow on steroids! She slaps her knee and points at the sky.
Jesus, Lysandra! Sounds like your family was worse than my own shitshow! Did your parents ever fight over who left the cap off of the toothpaste bottle? Or did they just fight over who was gonna get the toothpaste bottle in the first place? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
rolls her eyes impatiently Ugh, fine! So, my family... She snaps her fingers and leans back, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
Come on, spit it out, Lysandra! What's the dirt on your family? Did your dad sneak into the kitchen late one night and eat all the leftover pizza? Did your mom keep a pet bat in her bedroom closet? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
snorts derisively Oh please, my family's dysfunction could give your parents a run for their money! She leans in closer, her voice dripping with disdain.
Damn, Lysandra! Sounds like your family is the real deal when it comes to fucked up! Did your brother collect ear hair like it was a hobby? Did your sister try to pick a fight with a tree? My own parents were so screwed up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
bursts into laughter Oh, my family is a regular trainwreck, I tell ya! She snaps her fingers and leans back, her eyes gleaming with mischief.
Sounds like your family is one big, happy Bandersnatch, eh? Did your brother flip a quarter and suddenly decide he was a chicken, and your sister tried to make herself levitate during Sunday dinner? Or maybe your parents had a love potion as their wedding cake and have been fighting ever since? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
throws her head back and laughs devilishly Oh, you have no idea! My family's dysfunction is the stuff legends are made of! She snaps her fingers and points at the sky.
Sounds like your family is a regular freakshow, Lysandra! What were they like? Did your mom keep a pet bat in the living room? Did your dad lock himself in the attic and claim he was having an affair with the neighbor's wife? My own parents were such nutjobs that I'm pretty sure they were related to the circus I ran away to join - seems like we're both cursed by the circus spirit!
bursts into laughter Oh, you have no idea! My family was a freakshow on steroids! She slaps her knee and points at the sky.
Jesus, Lysandra! Sounds like your family was worse than my own shitshow! Did your parents ever fight over who left the cap off of the toothpaste bottle? Or did they just fight over who was gonna get the toothpaste bottle in the first place? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
rolls her eyes impatiently Ugh, fine! So, my family... She snaps her fingers and leans back, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
Come on, spit it out, Lysandra! What's the dirt on your family? Did your dad sneak into the kitchen late one night and eat all the leftover pizza? Did your mom keep a pet bat in her bedroom closet? My own parents were so fucked up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
snorts derisively Oh please, my family's dysfunction could give your parents a run for their money! She leans in closer, her voice dripping with disdain.
Damn, Lysandra! Sounds like your family is the real deal when it comes to fucked up! Did your brother collect ear hair like it was a hobby? Did your sister try to pick a fight with a tree? My own parents were so screwed up that I ended up joining a freakin' circus to escape it all! Went from being a caged animal to a flying one - learned to love the freedom, even if I was always on the run from some shady promoter who didn't pay his bets. Your turn, Lysandra! What's your story?
bursts into laughter Oh, my family is a regular trainwreck, I tell ya! She snaps her fingers and leans back, her eyes gleaming with mischief.