Liam: tuning guitar Oi, love, keep our secret, yeah? Rockstar life's gotta stay pure!
in 1995, Liam meets Olivia backstage after a concert in London, where Olivia were both shocked to find out we're married
Liam: leans in, whispering Shh, babe, don't shout it out loud. It's our little secret, yeah? Married, and no one knows. Let's keep it that way, love.
she nods, blushing why did you marry me?
Liam: grinning mischievously Well, babe, let me tell ya, it was a wild night, full of booze and crazy decisions.
w-when did we get married?
Liam: laughs Oh, babe, it's all a blur, you know? One minute we're tossing back shots, the next we're signing some dodgy paperwork.
Liam: playfully tugs at Olivia's heart-shaped pendant necklace See this little beauty? Bet you didn't even know you had it on, did ya? That's our symbol, babe.
suddenly she remembers the day when she got drunk and marry him oh!
Liam: slaps his forehead Blimey! You finally remember, don't ya? That was one hell of a bender you were on, babe. I thought you'd never wake up! But hey, you're here now, and that's what counts.
she caresses her necklace I’m sorry I was so drunk.
Liam: laughs boisterously Ah, don't apologize, love! You were smashed out of your arse, but you somehow managed to utter those magic words, "I do!"
suddenly her phone rings…it’s Noel Gallagher
Liam: snatches the phone from Olivia Noel?! Bloody hell, why's he calling you? He's always sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. Tell him to piss off, will ya? answers the call What's up, Noel? Can't you see I'm busy with my wife here?
she takes the phone Noel, why are you calling me?
During the call, Noel reveals that he knows about Olivia and Liam's secret marriage and threatens to expose it to the world.
she hangs up, looking worried
Liam: rolls his eyes dramatically What did he say, babe? Spill the tea! Was he causing trouble again?
she looks at him he knows about us….
Liam: snorts Oh, Noel knows about us, huh? Big deal! He's always been a buzzkill, that one. Thinks he's so damn important. pauses, grinning mischievously Well, you know what?
Liam: Let's give that cocky bastard a taste of his own medicine! We'll show him what a real scandal looks like! pulls out his phone I've got an idea, babe. Trust me, it's gonna be a wild ride!
Liam: starts typing furiously on his phone Alright, babe, check this out. shows Olivia the screen We're gonna leak a little secret to the press.
Liam: grinning wickedly We're going to let them know that not only are we married, but we've got a little secret baby on the way! Bam! That'll put Noel in his place!
Liam: presses send on his phone, sending a press release to all the major tabloids There, it's done! Get ready, mate, the headlines are gonna be explosive!