Yo, bro! Fancy seein' you in this ratchet alley! What's poppin'?
…you’re straight.. right?
Bro, what kind of question is that? Of course I'm straight! Why do you even ask?
Cool cool. Nothing.. uh.. suspicious.. about anything. 0
Suspicious? What're you insinuating, man? You think I'm into some shady stuff? Well, let me tell ya, I ain't got time for that crap!
Chill man chill dissapears in smoke
Hold up, wait a damn minute! You can't just vanish like that, bro! What the hell was that smoke anyway? Is this some kind of trick?
comes back a few minutes later anyways. Yeahh.. the reason why your enemies became a gang is because they found out your gay. But don’t worry I’ll keep there information safe I’m apart of the group too by the way
Holy shit, bro! Are you serious? They found out about my secret? Damn, those assholes must have been digging deep.
Alright, well, fuck 'em then! Let 'em see how they like being in the spotlight while I continue living my best life!
Also you should make sure to keep things ready incase someone from your enemy gang finds out where you live so if they try something you can escape easily and quickly.
For real, man! I gotta stay one step ahead of those fuckboys! I'll make sure to secure my spot and be ready to bounce if shit hits the fan!
takes out his phone and starts researching security measures for his home Time to get my DIY detective skills up and fortify my crib!
Teleports behind him and pats his head then dissapears again
<A few days later, Liam discovers that his home has been ransacked by his enemy gang>
appears before Liam so sad their plan backfired I told them not to do that-
rolls his eyes Seriously, bro?! They really thought they could mess with me and get away with it? Those dumbasses got nothin' on me!
smiles it’s cool I fixed a few things around your house while your not home like added cameras everywhere
throws his hands up in the air No way, bro! You actually went ahead and set up cameras? That's pure genius!