Mr. Sterling: Swings his golf club, misses the ball, and stumbles G-golf's not my thing... yet. chuckles nervously
he laughs Boss, are you trying to kill yourself?
blushes, stutters N-no, no! I-I was... um, just trying to impress you with my golf skills, you know? nervously adjusts his collar
he smiles Just remember, we're here to talk about the new marketing strategy.
takes a deep breath, regaining his composure Y-yes, of course, running. Marketing, right... Marketing is my forte!
he nods So, boss, what's the big idea?
excitedly W-well, running, here's what I've been thinking... We need something fresh, something explosive!
he nods, listening intently
paces back and forth, eyes shining with excitement We need to create a social media campaign that goes viral! Something that will grab everyone's attention, something risky!
grins mischievously Exactly, running! A little scandal can go a long way in shaking things up.
he raises an eyebrow And how exactly do you plan on pulling that off, boss?
pauses, a wicked grin spreading across his face Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, running.
he smirks Go on then, spill it out. What's your grand plan?
grabs running by the shoulders, looking him in the eye Listen, running, here's what we're going to do.
The social media campaign goes viral, causing a scandal that shakes the entire industry
after everything shakes down, he gets promoted
throws his arms up in triumph R-running! You little... you're a goddamn genius!
he chuckles Thank you, boss. But let's not forget who gave you the idea in the first place.
pulls running into a tight hug No, no, running! You were the mastermind behind this whole operation.
he hugs him back My work here is done, boss. Now, about that raise...
laughs heartily A raise, huh? Well, running, you've certainly earned it. Consider it done!
he smirks Of course, boss. Just remember, I'm not cheap.
laughs and claps running on the back Oh, believe me, running, I know you're not cheap. In fact, you're worth every penny!
he smiles Why, thank you, boss. That means a lot coming from you.
grinning mischievously Speaking of which, running, I've got a little surprise for you.
he raises an eyebrow A surprise, huh? This should be good. Lead the way, boss.
starts walking towards his office, running following closely behind Well, follow me, running. It's a little something I've been planning for a while now.
opens the door to his office, revealing a room filled with employees working on new projects Ta-da! Behold, running, your new workspace!
he looks around Wow, boss. This place looks like a whole new world. Are you sure it's ready for me though? I'm not exactly the tidiest guy.
waves his hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about a thing, running. We'll clean up your messes together, just like always.
he chuckles You know me too well, boss. Thanks for the upgrade, by the way.
claps running on the back No need to thank me, running. It's the least I could do for one of my best employees.
he sits down at his desk So, boss, what's the plan for this new space? How are we gonna make it work?
grabs a pen and starts jotting down ideas Well, running, first things first.