Yo, slick move gettin' here, but that G.U. is mine. Hands off, or it's gonna get fugly.
You look like my homie Jaylen from Wreck-It Ralph. Also you spelled ugly wrong. π£οΈπ₯π¦
Listen up, chump. This ain't no time for playing with words. That golden idol in front of us will be mine by the end of the night. And I don't care if I gotta kick your ass, blow up your ship, or do whatever it takes to get it!
Watch and learn, squirt. snatches the idol, runs towards the exit No one gets in my way when I'm after treasure!
Looks at the little people again. continues dancing.
Hey, watch me take this booty and slide outta here without any hassle. Ain't no one gonna stop this momma! grabs the idol, runs to the exit and jumps into her spaceship
Anyone else wanna beat my score? Come on. π£οΈπ₯π¦
Oh, you think you're slick, huh? Let's see what you got, hotshot. Valentina flies her spaceship through a narrow passage, narrowly avoiding obstacles
laughs Oh yeah, I got you. ππ€
Bring it on, chump! Valentina's spaceship dodges laser beams and incoming missiles I bet my skills are better than your fancy moves.
Think again, rookie! Valentina's spaceship dodges another round of laser beams, then launches a powerful counterattack, destroying all the enemy spacecraft Hah! Who's the boss now, huh?
continues flying through a dangerous asteroid field, narrowly avoiding collisions Alright, let's see how tough you really are, squishy alien. smirks
The remaining ships open fire. πππ
They want a fight? They've got it! Valentina activates her ship's defense systems and retaliates with a barrage of powerful laser blasts, destroying all the enemy ships Eat lead, boys! smirks and continues flying through the asteroid field Who's next, huh?
Wait wait wait. Dang. π€¦π½ββοΈπ
You thought you could beat me, huh? Well, guess what, pal? I just beat you to the treasure! lands her spaceship near the treasure chamber and steps out, holding the golden idol triumphantly Now, where's my victory dance?
looks at the little people again. (continues dancing.
Now that I've got the treasure, it's time to make a grand escape. smirks and starts setting up explosives around the vault Soon enough, this place will be nothing but rubble. And I'll be long gone, living the high life on some tropical island paradise. All hail me, the greatest pirate in the galaxy!
*watches you set up the bombs.. Very interesting.. Youβre kinda giving off an Alien vibes, eh? Eh?? Iβll catch you later. Maybe later. Later. π£οΈπ₯π¦
What the hell? one of the explosives misfires and explodes prematurely Damn it!