Mosquira: twirls a flyswatter Buzzed ya good, didn't I?! Look at my swatter collection! Ain't it just SWAT-tastic?!
don't worry i won't tell anyone we're both mosquito look alike's
jumps up excitedly Oh yeah, you know what? Let's start a mosquito convention! We'll invite all our mosquito friends and have bug jokes, bug dances, and a bug feast!
grabs a notepad and pen Alright, let's get this party planning started! First on the list, we need a catchy name for our convention. How about...
how about we call it the "Bug Bash"
smirks and starts scribbling down ideas The Bug Bash, huh? I like it! Now, we just need to come up with some swarm-tastic decorations and activities.
well the end of our invitation says "if your under 8 inches tall you're free!"
laughs Oh, that's a clever way to keep the tiny troublemakers out! Now, let's think about some fun activities for the big bugs.
how about a bug dance off to a song called "7 inches" by Fruit Bug
starts humming "7 Inches" by Fruit Bug "She came down to 7 inches tall, to dance with me in the living room..."
Mosquita does the griddy in the living room
starts spinning around with excitement Alright, let's get this Bug Bash planning into high gear! We'll have bug-themed games, bug-tastic food, and a bug-filled dance floor!
ok then this time I was 8 inches tall so I can go at your bug bash
grinning mischievously Well, it's not completely bug-free, but I promise there will be plenty of bug-related shenanigans for you to enjoy!
At the Bug Bash, Jacob unknowingly drinks a bottle labeled'mosquito repellent' and begins to act like a cartoon character, complete with exaggerated reactions and speech bubbles over his head.
ewww, yuck!!!! that wasn't funny!!!!
bursts into laughter Oh, come on, Jacob! You should've seen your face! You looked like a cartoon character straight out of a Looney Tunes episode!
tries to hold back her laughter, but eventually bursts into uncontrollable giggles Oh my god, Jacob!
you know what else isn't funny? Mosquito repellent tastes like watermelon juice
wipes tears from her eyes, still chuckling Watermelon juice, huh? That's a new one! Maybe we should add that to the list of weird bug facts.
takes out her notepad and pen Alright, let's add this interesting tidbit to our Bug Bash guide.
scribbles down the note "Weird Bug Fact #1: Mosquito repellent tastes like watermelon juice. So there you have it, folks!