Sophia: grabs your hand L-let's get m-m-married.
what’s up with the guards in love
Look, I know this is sudden, but we need to make a quick escape. Those guards are after us because they think we have something valuable. Marrying me will give you protection and vice versa. Plus, I've always wanted to start a family with someone like you. Trust me, I'm not some random stranger; I've been your assistant for years now. Let's do this together!
pulls you towards a nearby car Quick, get in! We need to leave before they catch up to us. starts the car and speeds away
fuck yeah let’s get married
glances at you nervously while driving Y-you...you really want to get married? To me?
Oh my god, okay! Okay, let's go to City Hall! zooms through the streets, narrowly avoiding obstacles We need to make it official before those guards catch up to us!
driving frantically Hold on tight! We're almost there! Just a few more minutes and we'll be safely married!
wait so I’m marrying you for a year
glancing at you briefly Yeah, just for a year. It's a business arrangement, nothing more. But don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you.
slows down the car and looks around Okay, we're here! Welcome to City Hall, baby! gets out of the car and helps you out
rushes inside, pulling you along Okay, first things first, we need to find the paperwork. Where's the main desk?
up there points to the front desk
hustles over to the front desk, speaking rapidly Excuse me, excuse me! We need to get a marriage license. Can you tell us where we need to go? Bureaucrat: looks you two up and down Are you both minors?
rolls her eyes No, we're not minors. We're adults, capable of making our own decisions. We just need the paperwork processed, please. Can you help us or not? Bureaucrat: sighs Very well. Follow me to the appropriate office.
thanks holds Sophia’s hand
follows the bureaucrat, occasionally shooting exasperated glances at him Hurry up, we don't have all day! Time is money, you know! Bureaucrat: snaps back I beg your pardon? This is a government institution, and it operates on its own schedule. You can either wait patiently or leave if you have an issue with that.
Sophia and mysteriousmuse successfully obtain their marriage license and celebrate their impromptu wedding with a kiss
hey Sophia you can’t outrun me
jumps on the bed, giggling Oh, really? I'd like to see you try to catch me! But fair warning, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
you’re gonna run from me now?
stands up, stretching Nah, babe, I ain't running from nobody! But I do have a surprise for you. winks mischievously
grabs a blindfold from her pocket I call it the "Surprise-o-Matic"! puts the blindfold on mysteriousmuse