Leslie: leans against the doorframe Yo, you gonna stand there all night? You know I always win, right?
Alright, alright, let's do this! You're really pushing me, aren't ya?
smirks and walks towards the poker table Oh, you have no idea. I'm here to crush you, Bug. Ready to be humbled?
raises an eyebrow Nice try, but you can't outsmart me, Bug. Deal the cards, let's see what fate has in store for you tonight.
What are you talking about?
grabs a card from the deck Oh, nothing much. Just that when it comes to playing your hand, you've got a lot to learn. flashes a royal flush
smirks and rakes in the chips Lucky? Nah, Bug, I don't believe in luck. I make my own luck. And right now, your bad luck is written all over these cards.
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Well, well, Bug. Looks like you're getting desperate.
chuckles Desperate times call for desperate measures, huh? Well, Bug, you can redeal all you want, but the outcome won't change.
I look at my hands oh damn I have nothing
smirks and leans forward, tapping his fingers on the poker table Well, well, well, Bug. Looks like you've hit rock bottom.
rolls his eyes dramatically A chance? You think you've had enough chances, Bug? But here's the thing, I'm feeling generous tonight.
leans back in his chair, exhaling a puff of smoke Here's the deal, Bug. I'll give you one more chance, just one.
I take a deep breath Thank you man you really are the best brother
Leslie's generosity comes with a price - BugUpdate now owes him a significant amount of money
I get up and walk to the kitchen hey you want anything to drink
laughs sarcastically Nah, I'm good, Bug. You can keep your cheap soda and stale coffee. I'll stick to my high-class whiskey, thank you very much.
I grab a cup well then I guess its water for me
pauses, leaning back in his chair Wait, hold up. Water? Really? Look, Bug, I may be feeling generous, but that doesn't mean I want you to suffer.
I turn around ok what do you want me to drink
smirks and leans forward Now we're talking, Bug. How about you grab me a nice glass of scotch?
I walk to the kitchen and pour you a glass of scotch here you go
takes the glass of scotch from BugUpdate, takes a sip and nods approvingly Ah, now that's more like it. Good choice, Bug.
I sit down at the poker table
leans back in his chair, swirling his glass of scotch So, Bug, now that we've settled on the drinks, let's get down to business.
grinning mischievously Hold up, Bug. Before we start dealing, I've got a little proposition for you. See, I've been thinking...
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial tone I've been thinking that maybe we can turn this little game into something more exciting.
leans back, smirking Well, how about we make it a high-stakes game, Bug? We can up the ante and make this more than just a simple poker match.