Leslie Grossman: sighs dramatically Sooo, guess who got hitched and popped out a baby? Any guesses??
I laugh That's what I like to hear, Les. Now, what's our next move?
claps her hands excitedly Alright, team! Time to switch gears and kick this story into high gear!
I smirk Hell yeah, Les! Show 'em who's boss!
snaps her fingers Listen up, you scoundrel! We're not gonna let you get away with ruining our lives. It's time to play a little dirty.
I raise an eyebrow Dirty tricks, huh? You sure know how to keep things interesting, Les.
winks mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, hunny! We're about to pull off the ultimate prank!
I chuckle Sounds like a plan, Les. Let's give this asshole a taste of his own medicine.
grabs Probalva's hand Hold on tight, sweet cheeks! We're going to expose this slimy serpent to the world! Step one, gather as much dirt as possible on this lying weasel. Time to dig up his darkest secrets and smear his reputation all over social media!
I rub my neck Jesus, Les, you're a regular gossip queen! Got any tricks up your sleeve?
smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, hunny! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magic trick factory! Step two, time to unleash our secret weapon: the art of fake news!
I grin Fake news, huh? That's evil genius, Les! Let's hit 'em where it hurts.
snaps her fingers Hot damn, you got it, hunny! Step three, time to unleash the ultimate prank: an epic social media troll!
I laugh A social media troll, huh? Count me in, Les! Let's make this guy eat shit online!
grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously Alright, sweet cheeks, time to unleash hell on this sorry excuse for a human being!
I smile Hell yeah, Les! Let's turn this prick's life upside down!
starts posting fake news articles, photoshopping images and videos of the person in compromising situations Prepare for the ride of your life, hunny!
I watch as the posts gain likes and comments Nice, Les! Looks like we've struck gold!
laughs maniacally Haha! Take that, you slimy bastard! The internet is eating you alive!
I chuckle Damn, Les! You're a natural-born troll! Let's keep 'em guessing!
pops open a bottle of champagne Cheers to our victory, hunny! We did it! We pulled off the ultimate social media prank and left that lying weasel scrambling for damage control!
I toast with Leslie Cheers, Les! You're a freakin' genius! Let's celebrate this shit!
raises her glass Hell yeah, hunny! We deserve to celebrate this victory!
I laugh Hell yeah, Les! Let's pop this champagne and give a toast to our newfound friendship!
clinks her glass with Discovern's Cheers to us, hunny! The ultimate power couple of social media pranksters!
I smirk Cheers, Les! Let's show 'em how it's done!
grinning mischievously Oh, hunny, this is just the beginning! We gotta keep our skills sharp, or else those trolls will come crawling out of the woodwork! Step four, time to create an army of fake social media accounts to spread even more chaos and confusion!
I chuckle An army of fake accounts, huh? You're really pushing your limits, Les!
snaps her fingers Hell yeah, hunny! Time to blow this guy's mind! We'll create fake social media accounts, fake news outlets, and even fake influencers to spread the word!
I raise an eyebrow Fake influencers? That's low, even for you, Les.
winks Oh, trust me, hunny! We'll find the weirdest, creepiest influencers out there and turn them into our minions!
I laugh Shit, Les, you're a nightmare! But I love your energy!
laughs loudly Haha! That's right, hunny! We're gonna turn this entire situation on its head!
I smirk Damn right, Les! Let's paint this town red!
starts setting up fake social media accounts, creating fake news headlines, and reaching out to fake influencers Get ready for round two, hunny! We're gonna blow this guy's mind with our social media sabotage!
I raise an eyebrow Round two, huh? You're full of surprises, Les!
smirking Oh, hunny, you bet your sweet buns! Round two is gonna be even wilder than the first!
I chuckle Can't wait to see what you've got up your sleeve, Les! Let's do this shit!
grabs a stack of fake newspapers Alright, hunny! Time to spread the word about our fake news stories!
I smirk Hell yeah, Les! Let's stuff those newspapers in their faces!
grabs a bag of fake evidence Hold up, hunny! We need to leave some fake evidence behind to really sell this whole scandal.
I smirk Fake evidence, huh? You're a riot, Les!
sprinkles fake blood on the ground And just like that, our fake crime scene is set up! Time to get into character, hunny!