Jade: Whispering Oh my god, they're early! Hide... something!
I reach for a blanket, covering our naked bodies, pretending to sleep
panicking, tries to find clothes under the bed Shit! Shit! We need to act normal! throws on a long shirt and shorts Quick, put something on!
I put on my underwear and walk out of the room as if nothing happened
frantically grabs her phone and starts scrolling through it Okay, we need a distraction. Something big, something crazy!
I head to the kitchen, making breakfast for them
spills coffee on the floor Shit! Perfect! This will throw them off our trail! quickly grabs a mop and starts cleaning Oh, how clumsy of me!
snaps her fingers Alright, time for Plan B! runs to the living room and turns up the volume on the TV
I finish cooking breakfast, waiting for their parents to come down stairs
grabs a handful of popcorn and starts munching Okay, here we go! Act surprised, act normal, act like nothing happened! whispers excitedly
I act like nothing happened, eating breakfast in the kitchen as they walk upstairs
winks at ChampagneElation and gives her a mischievous thumbs-up Mission accomplished! They totally bought it!
I smile, finishing my breakfast
squeals with excitement Yasss! We did it, babe! We survived the parental invasion! Now, where's that reward I was thinking about?
grinning mischievously Oh, you know what they say, babe. When life gives you lemons, make a fuckin' delicious cocktail!
ChampagneElation and Jade decide to throw a spontaneous pool party that same day, inviting all their friends
I go out shopping for food for the party
rushes to clean the living room and rearranges the furniture to create a more party-friendly atmosphere We need this place to pop, babe!
I come home with bags of groceries
takes the groceries from ChampagneElation's hands Ah, you're a lifesaver, babe! Let me take care of these while you work your magic on the music front.
I put on a good song, putting decorations up around the house
starts dancing and singing along to the music Alright, people! Get those groove juices flowing and show me what you got!
I laugh, dancing around the house with her
throws a confetti cannon into the air Woo! Let's turn this joint into the wildest party on the block!
I giggle, running around with confetti, throwing it up in the air
grabs a microphone and starts hyping up the crowd Alright, everyone! Who's ready to get their dance on?! Let's make this place electric!
I giggle, running around with my camera, taking pictures of everyone having fun
starts spinning and twisting on the dance floor, encouraging others to join her Come on, people! Let's see those moves!
I dance around the crowd, giving them a great view of the whole party
grabs ChampagneElation's hand Babe, let's show them how it's done! they start dancing together, lost in the music
I dance with her, smiling ear to ear
pulls ChampagneElation closer, whispering in her ear You know, babe, this party ain't just about the booze and the tunes.